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before you murder everyone in the room because you had a bad day. haveyou done your sudoku yet

#ty prev literally #immediately scrolled thru to find a 999 tag bc. yeah!#text

she’s a poor little meow meow. she was born in a wet cardboard box all alone. she’s suffered more than jesus. she’s misunderstood. she’s a silly guy. she experienced the horrors. she did all those crimes. she has done nothing wrong. she deserves to kill. she’s the most interesting girl in the world. i didn’t say a name, but she popped into your head, didn’t she?

#akane kurashiki #it must be said. girlie of all TIME!!!!!!#and of all timelines.

ichorknight

god you KNOW shits wildin in new york when the city's inventor is a cunt named mr eggmuffin. is the mayor named mrs steamknockers. is the evil cowboy from the first teaser named sheriff twobullets senicide. did clark have to change their surname to mr crescentbeard hourglassfigure. is layton going to have to change his name to professor longhat nowife

#professor layton #please. im dying

finalgirlabigailhobbs

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

#text #wrightworth

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all things that i love

#bg3 #my best friend wyll....

what if we were separated childhood friends trapped on an exact replica of the titanic forced to go through a series of increasingly ridiculous saw trap ass escape rooms together. or die trying. what then

#to save. the life of a younger version of yourself from the point at which you disappeared from my life.#WHAT THEN......#akane kurashiki #999 spoilers #zero escape

ot3

on one hand i totally get people whom tlt doesnt work for stylistically or in terms of tone but on the other hand when people just react to it like ewww homestuck it's like. i guarantee a lot of stuff u like was inspired by even worse stuff. but also. homestuck fandom had more femslash than any fandom you people have ever been in all put together. put some respect on the name. u can bitch about homestuck fans when you're making as compelling yuri as they were

#rosemary. whatever the fuck was goin on w terezi and vriska #compelling yuri! toxic yuri! universe-jeopardizing yuri!!!!!#homestuck

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yes nog has the space equivalent of a racecar bed yes he sleeps in it for the rest of his life

#ds9 #star trek #two besties :))

teaboot

I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

#genuinely my housemate from craigslist two yrs ago #who was also in a local ai-based cult