[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I do like that this pandemic has got us all greeting each other like Jane Austen characters- “You are well, I hope? And your family? All in good health?”

[c0ffeekitten]

“I am a party” is my personal mantra from now on

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

being bi is just having a crush on a girl and being like “damn if i only i was a hot mediocre dude with cheekbones then she would like me :/” and then YOU end up ALSO being attracted to hot mediocre dudes with cheekbones…..the self betrayal

[mmilhouse]

i love coming home at the end of the day and untying the ribbon around my neck that holds my head on

[lorelaigilmoure]

#same energy

[lovegilded-deactivated20210406]

Do you have any kinks?

That second sleep after you’ve woken up too early

[xwings]

scooby doo zombie island > the walking dead

[shirleyjacksons]

i know this will make me sound old and boring but once i’m home for the night i’m home. i don’t like upsetting my plans even when i don’t have any. yes it’s only 8pm but i spent the whole evening believing i’m not going anywhere, i cannot perceive or be perceived right now, try again later

[motherissues]

Oh to be a dead bee floating gracefully in a 5ft deep swimming pool, riding the waves as children play Marco Polo around me

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, now in quarantine

[hashtagloveloses]

rapunzel has a whole song about what you can do while self-isolating at home. tangled said queen of social distancing

[squirrelstone]

so while doctors and nurses are probably gonna be time’s people of the year, i’d like to take a moment to give a shoutout to the retail workers, food workers, the food delivery workers, the journalists, and all the other underappreciated people in this pandemic. y’all are out here making sure the world keeps on turning while everyone around you is going to hell. this would be so much worse if grocery stores closed down, if quarantined people weren’t able to order food, if we couldn’t keep up to date on the current guidelines on what to do with this disease.

the doctors and nurses may be helping the sick, but y’all are helping everyone.

[liniochtai]

Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Sunday night and seasonal depression

[afineskylark13]

[pipasyrup]

you ever dip your entire oreo in milk except for the part where youre holding it and feel like thetis dipping newborn achilles into the river styx leaving him invulnerable everywhere except for his heel

[knownhag]

culture is saved

[furiousgoldfish]

one rational braincell: there can be more than one task done during the day

all other braincells: you know what, now it’s zero