She broke your throne and she cut your hair

Mado, she/her, 24, French, art student. And I sing all the goddamn time.

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[normal-ghost]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

[onthecoverofamagazine]

CAMELOT (Joshua Logan, 1967)

Bob Peak

[snowthunder]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Howl’s Moving Castle Sophie goes back in time and witnesses Howl making his original deal with Calcifer thus discovering the way to break Howl’s curse and before she leaves she tells Howl to find her in the future and if you recall to the beginning of the movie Howl saves Sophie from some highly questionable and rapey soldiers and tells her “there you are sweetheart, sorry I’m late, I’ve been looking everywhere for you” because he took what she told him as a child to heart and has been looking for her ever since and if that’s not the tightest shit ever I don’t know what is

[bitch-a-la-mode]

Clark and Bruce being awkward asf featuring a sad Alfred:

His soufflé fell 😭

[shygaladriel]

That’s a date…

[bisexual-bifurcations]

Alfred, they’re…

[normal-horoscopes]

Celtic Mythological Creatures:

Fucked up little guy

Fucked up horse

Woman (dead)

Woman (Wet)

Woman (dead) (wet)

WIZARD

[paperandpencilsandskips]

List of available genders

[foolhearteyes]

anyway stream montero

[foolhearteyes]

[engardetoreador]

aren’t we all just trying to be morticia addams just a little bit

[malkavian-rights-activist]

Some of us are trying to be Gomez actually

[engardetoreador]

honorable. respectable. where would we be without you

[antigonick]

“But Hector can’t stop yelling at Patroclus, even though he’s dead: HECTOR You think you know my fate?? Why should I fear Death? No. Death is on my side. He is my brother. And together we will devastate you, we will murder all Greeks! THE POET With that he planted a heel against Patroclus’ chest, wrenched his brazen spear from the wound, kicked him over, flat on his back — And then he tears the rest of Achilles’ armor off the dead body, savagely, awkwardly, crying out like an animal. Hector is… a good guy, an honorable man. But at that moment—well…(With some shame) Yes. That’s how it happens. We think of ourselves: not me, I’m not like that, I’m a peaceful— but it happens anyway, some trick in our blood and—(A fierce whisper.)—rage. Do you see?”

— Lisa Peterson and Denis O’Hare, An Iliad, incorporating excerpts from Robert Fagles’ translation of The Iliad

[angelsymbol]

reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from

[thenightling]

[silverdisable]

Coming home from a four day trip makes me feel like that little gay guy from the hobbit

[booksandothersecrets]

Shout out to all the notes-app poems, love letters, secrets, novels, diary entries, bucket lists and lyrics that were hurredly typed into people’s phones at 3am and then hidden from the world and forgotten. Maybe one day you’ll open the app and laugh at how pretentious you were, or maybe you’ll smile at that part of yourself that noone else saw

[valtsv]

don't lie you didn't "choose" to be bisexual i KNOW you watched pride and prejudice (2005) and had Thoughts about elizabeth and mr darcy

[valtsv]

the multiple people in the notes replying to this with "it was pirates of the caribbean, actually" has led me to revise my earlier statement. you just watched a movie with kiera knightley in it and wanted to both kiss her and be her. and honestly, same.

[strawbeb]

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

[shutyourmoustache]

[naamahdarling]

[bangurz]

[romcommunist]

i overthink….therefore….i overam….