Full-time Internet Homo

Full-time Internet Homo, Austinite, lover of nutella, worshiper of Meryl Streep. I'm really fucking weird, but I kinda love it.

[catchymemes]

https://www.instagram.com/benbencatcat/

[princess-kidatheart17]

[eric-coldfire]

Didn’t need that heart anyway.

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

…

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You utter wankers. *SNIFF*

[datarep]

NYC Data Stories: Allyship

[traitortothecapital]

For when people say they’re sick of seeing gay stuff everywhere. Suck it up. 4 years. 4 years. And that’s just on the books, it’s legal. It doesn’t stop shitty attitudes, actions, or straight up violence.

[aphony-cree]

4 years only covers being legally allowed to exist and marry

There are still 17 states that have no workplace protection for LGBT+ employees, and 10 state that only have protection if you’re a government employee. That means over half of the states in the U.S. still legally allow LGBT+ discrimination at almost every workplace

You can legally get married in those states and the next day you could legally be fired

[fahbee]

[as-seeen-on-tv-deactivated20220]

[jawncharles]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Big dicks are nice to look at and MAYBE touch but that’s like it

[blackberryshawty]

You sound weak as fuck like grow up. GROW. THE. FUCK. UP.

[themoufofthesouth]

[stripesandrockers]

Helicockter?

[perkistani]

[solitarelee]

Finding out that the costume designer of the vagina pants in Janelle Monae’s PYNK music video was a gay man who had to google pictures of vaginas to get them looking right is the FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER LEARNED. 

[geekandmisandry]

The designer:

[pancakeke]

[sukme]

[masterblaster]

[kidkendoll-deactivated20240714]

Goals

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[sniffling]

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

[kermitismyfriend]

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

[queensnarf]

“vines for $400 alex”

“the precise amount of money that is not enough for chicken nuggets”

“what is 69 cents”

[natcaptor]

“Vines for $800 please”

“She won’t hesitate”

“Who is Rebbeca”

[skippiebanana-deactivated202212]

“Vines for $500″

“What the fuck is up?”

“Who is Kyle”

[cactusises]

I hate that I know every one of these

[pascalation]

“Vines for $600”

“Fresha fre sha”

“What is fRE SHA VA CA DO”

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

im like looking at tokyo hotels 

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

…do you mean like an actual hotel or…

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

i dont…. what is this

[maricon-carne]

Farrah Moan, Thorgy, Aquaria, and Trixie Mattel

[ariesmarsinthe3rd]

PLEASE

[holefoodsmarket]

Poll for gays: what was the first CD you ever owned

Mine was Hilary Duff’s Metamorphosis

[some-n-witty]

…Baby One More Time by BRITNEY JEAN SPEARS

[backseat-burner]

Dashboard Confessional - A Mark, A Mission, A Brand, A Scar

[kweenofthenight]

Green Day - Dookie

[great-tweets]

👀

[monkeysaysficus]

They have nine beverages between the two of them

[polychromehana]

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

[jessthecheesewitch]

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

[queen-rot]

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

[jessthecheesewitch]

[okwait-deactivated20201120]

[swiftlybeingsteph]

The way this post progressed is the reason I come on Tumblr

[meanplastic]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

STOP THIS

[sabotagedselfie]

[nasfera2]

Nina Simone didn’t play no games when it came to her money 😂