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This is a random blog for everyone to enjoy We find our shit on eBay, cause we niggas like that. Actually we just browse the internet and be bitches, stealing all those pictures - ACTUALLY WE USED TO FIND PICTURES, but a social life just hit me in the face. And now I reblog more, but you know. You don't know cause you're on tumblr :B ahahahahahahahahahahhahahah I'm mean Josh was hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Gordon was here cousins 10ever fucking grammar bitch Melanie was here because she's so great hgnnggnhhh

[memewhore]

[draeneis]

how’d blizzard manage to make a pirate expansion so.. so boring

[draeneis]

it’s the faction war

[draeneis]

actually you know what it’s just genn

[draeneis]

kill genn greymane 

[toastbutteregg]

I’m him

[suspend]

its my first day of internship and i heard this guy bragging about his 6,000+ emails

well excuse me

[bisexualgambit]

Reasons Artic Monkeys is bad:

They have the same bass line in every song

Reasons Artic Monkeys is good:

It’s one sexy fucking bass line so I don’t blame them

[i-am-vail]

If I had to see it, y’all have to see it too.

[iwannapushyourdaisies]

[bob-belcher]

[badjokesbyjeff]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Do y’all think before you post?

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Learning how to read was the worst mistake of my life

[you-have-rats-deactivated202110]

i wish i was jared, 19

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

how to compliment a friend

[shitpost-senpai]

[butt-berry]

[theunvanquishedzims]

Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that they’re essentially starving afterwords. The more “controlled” werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the “wild” ones assume it’s part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whatever’s nearby.

The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point they’re exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Denny’s in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.

[clownin-uwu]

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

[aridotdash]

not just essentially 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

stop fucking asking me which dennys

[toastbutteregg]

[donoharm777]

I thought Halsey was the Spanish word for salsa?

. bitch it’s salsa. salsa is salsa like what

[left-reminders]

[slavery]

Did u cum babe

[pyomorphic]

bro we’re at a funeral

[hewlett-packard-blavatsky]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Not a dream

my elementary school English teacher: …for Pete’s sake!

8 year old me, few years into learning English: who is this Pete you are always talking about

8 year old me, few years into learning English, mumbling: and why should I do anything for his sake

[melencoliia]

Yes