BrainRotDumpsterFire

leave logic and reason at the door, thanks

[daftpatience]

pay no mind to the guy with the fixation its gonna be a while before its run its course

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[mushyburger]

suprise im back w more murderbot. dont ask me to draw mb consistently because I Wont

[berkeleygirl3]

[worldwright]

i love learning more about Perihelion and realizing it's really quite young, in some ways.

Perihelion has been loved and nurtured since its creation, and despite it being in many hostile situations, it tends to witness happy endings. People rescued from corporate slavery, colonies made independent with the power of quick wit and subterfuge. It's plenty able to take care of itself, and spends weeks in solitude on its cargo runs.

When Perihelion first let SecUnit aboard and then threatened it, it was probably doing so in the same way that it gave shit to new human passengers. It would make a comment about its ability to blow up the whole station in three shots, the humans would jump a little and glance nervously at the crew, Matteo and Iris would chide it and reassure the passengers, they would all laugh it off, and the new humans would see it as more of a person. What it didn't expect was for its new tag-along to immediately freeze, curl up, and start cataloguing every possible way Perihelion could hurt or kill it.

As they traveled together, Perihelion and SecUnit gained a lot of insight from each other. SecUnit gained a friend who cared about it for who it was, not what it did. Perihelion got a crash course in sensitivity and how to support severely hurt people. It told Iris later, It has given me a better understanding of trauma. Given. A gift. And when Perihelion encountered the most traumatic experience of its life, it knew who to call on for help.

[yearofdoodles]

Won't you help me Doctor Three 🎓

[luxuki-1]

This was a deleted scene in the crossover episode (trust)

[forgetful-nerd]

It took me forever to dig this out of my camera roll

[daftpatience]

more platform decay stuff because these scenes were too cute

[rohirric-hunter]

Ever since I got a job as a security guard I can’t take heist movies seriously anymore.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Why is that?

[rohirric-hunter]

Accurate heist movie: The Team is sneaking into a high security facility. An alarm is triggered, they freeze, prepared to knock out whoever responds to the alarm. It takes 40 minutes for someone to respond. When they finally do show up, they shuffle along, annoyed, arms full of 16 bags of pretzels for some reason, and reset the alarm without bothering to check their surroundings. They report that the alarm went off in error. Security control starts a fight about the correct designation of the door. The guard announces that they’re leaving the alarm key in the alarm because it’s always going off for no reason. No one challenges them on this. They shuffle away, leaving an alarm key and several bags of pretzels behind.

The Team knocks out a security guard and steals their radio. The team mimic can perfectly replicate the knocked out guard’s voice. They get caught because they pronounced the name of the company correctly.

The Team disables an alarm. The only way to do this is to rip it out of the wall and disassemble it until it physically can’t make noise anymore. This very loud process is clearly heard by the posted security guard nearby, who rolls their eyes and text their supervisor that the logistics contractors are fooling with the alarms again.

The Team breaks into the facility at night. There they meet a single security guard who is chanting potential names for NPCs in their DnD campaign out loud while they do their patrols. They encounter a fire extinguisher. They pause in their chanting to check that it is properly charged and to apply a sticker that reads, “Anal use only”. This guy is disgustingly good at their job. There’s no way around it, they’re going to catch you. And you’re going to have to deal with the fact that you’ve been had by someone who has a supply of stickers that say “Anal use only” and who unironically wanted to name their NPC shopkeep Mammogrammus.

The Team attempts to bribe a security guard. This is its own post but know there’s no way in hell that would work.

The Team breaks into the high security room and disables all the alarms. Security control sends several guards to investigate why there are no alarms going off.

The Team attempts to break into the high security room but can’t because it’s randomly decided not to let anyone at all in today.

The Team steals a keycard with “””””unlimited””””” access to the facility and gets caught because the computer system that manages keycards randomly revokes access for no reason.

The Team walks past a security guard in broad daylight wearing T-shirts that say, “We are here to rob you”. The security guard does nothing, having seen several people in logistics wearing that exact shirt two days prior.

[lew-basnight]

The Team abandons their high-tech high-concept plans and pull up to the front door in a battered van. Wearing blue jumpsuits or work clothes, they trudge into the lobby carrying bundles of cable and tools, and in a show of class solidarity the security guard just unlocks everything.

[adventures-in-a-world-of-fiction]

A story I once heard from a guy who specialised in security testing for IT. They had been hired to test out the security of the company, and one of the things they were testing was whether they could physically get secure data out of the building.

The guy walked in with a trolley with a wobbly wheel, loaded half a dozen computers onto the trolley so that they were unstable, and walked up to the main security door. At which point, the trolley wobbled and there was an avalanche of computers. The security guard helped him load the computers back onto the trolley and then held the door open for him as he walked out with six computers loaded with company secrets.

[araeofdrawings]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[daftpatience]

STOP BEING CRINGE!!!

[maggotsandcream]

Something I do find lovely about the first 4 Murderbot Diaries books (can’t yet speak on all of them) is:

Murderbot chronically finding new scientists/travellers to claim as “clients” (whether paid or not) like one of those sheepless herding dogs that goes around finding sheep (or anything else they can herd like a flock of sheep). Like it clearly has a protect humans instinct and a desperate need for enrichment.

Given its general lack of self awareness and unreliable narrator status, there’s no way in hell Murderbot is aware it’s doing this.

[silas-lehnsherr]

Murderbot: I just want to be left alone to watch my shows. I care nothing for these humans. I hate having clients.

Also Murderbot: *noticing unaccompanied humans that have nothing to do with it at all* Oh look, clients.

[omagpies]

POV you’re interrupting mbart media time. rude, honestly :/

stills:

[mavisthemae]

Love this

[mmmmmmrmn]

[mkthedingus]

Toddler Mutant Ninja Turtles (Part 42)

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PHEW this one took forever to shade. It's sure been a long time since we've seen the jelly guys in the present timeline. Last time I drew them was in October but it's technically only been three days since then in the comic :>

[my-gf-timothy-jackson-drake]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh had a fun little idea for an overly ambitious comic but Artfight starts tomorrow and I gotta kill my friends with hammers (draw their funny little guys) So I'll talk about it here and come back to it later. So. We Start with an Alien Princess declaring that Robin will be her groom.

"Yep, that's young just us. You're probably wondering how we got here." the Impulse Text Box says over a group shot of YJ.

We flash back to Tim and Kon hanging out. Bart speeds in like "Hey I found my space ship. You wanna get Young Justice back together?"

and Kon says "Bet."

We cut back to YJ in the Royal Hall of this Alien Princess. "Yeah, that's about it" says the text box.

Tim's like "Your Highness, I'm flattered truly, but I have a boyfriend"

Somewhere in the back Ray is like "Wait was anyone going to tell me that Robin's gay too?"

and Cassie's like "Well first of all, he's bi, and second of all, Too???" and Ray's like "I've been gay since 2017, read a comic"

The Princess considers Robin's words.

"Very well, your boyfriend will battle against a warrior of my choosing to see who gets to marry you💖 " and with the snap of her fingers, Bernard is there in the Royal Hall, pouring brownie batter onto the floor.

Bernie, lovely lovely Bernie. is a civilian. he's kind of buff and is great with a sledge hammer. but the Princess brings out this huge fucker. So YJ is scrambling to figure out how to remedy this situation.

and Tim's no help because his IQ drops dramatically when Bernie is in the vicinity. so Cassie has to step up. She convinces the princess that Earth has its own courting customs or whatever and she should respect Earth's customs and allow the opponent to choose how this battle goes down and the princess agrees.

That is how this ends up as a sort of sequel to the baseball arc from YJ98, but instead of baseball, it's a Hell's Kitchen Chopped Food Network Challenge Style Food Competition where each team has to make three dishes and the judges decide if Bernard gets to marry Tim or not.