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Humans Have Two Eyes

Set on a distant planet, and an innumerable amount of years in the future, blood thirsty creatures have made humans lives harder each and every day. At least, that’s the official story.

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It’s Sam’s first week at his new job as a security guard for a gated community. Hired to protect the community from the monsters that threaten their home, Sam starts a fragile friendship with one instead. -

Finally posting my original story! Warnings for… a lot. Cannibalism, past rape, and more. Check the content warnings on the site page for more specific stuff and keep an eye out for chapter warnings.

Chapter 3 has finally been posted!

#original characters #original character #my original writing #writing #cannibalism #rape #ao3 being down has nothing to do with me finally getting this done

noknowshame

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

orteil42

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

ironinkpen

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

ironinkpen

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

ironinkpen

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory

betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat

immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason

ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant

decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days

instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city

in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????

prettybirdy979

#no wonder zuko was constantly frothing at the mouth! he's the only one who knows the truth!#god just imagine the number of times people have seen zuko yelling at iroh#and assumed zuko was just being mean#when zuko was actually yelling at his uncle for wasting all their money bartering with pirates AGAIN#everyone assumes iroh is babysitting zuko but really they're pingponging responsibility back and forth#and zuko at least has the excuse of being 16#anyway I love Uncle Hypocrite so much; funniest motherfucker on the planet (via OP)

parakeet

was just reminded of that infamous vid of the rick and morty fan in mcdonalds screaming about sauce and pickle rick and realised i hadnt heard about that show in years, apparently its still running and is actively releasing episodes right now, its always interesting when things that are Real Big die a Real Big death

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

gregtom

k-simplex-deactivated20241001

Happy Pride

pansyfemme

pjack’s corpse being reinstated is a pride month miracle

incrediblysincere

no citation but im choosing to believe lenin patronised the worlds first cat cafe

incrediblysincere

saying "according to local legend" and "it is said" before making up some absolute bullshit

goldensunset

has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author

lypsys

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

transcarcinization

i love nonbinary lesbians but i dislike how many people seem to have interpreted the increased cultural knowledge of them as ‘any nonbinary person in a relationship with a woman is a lesbian’. second only to my least favorite thing ‘a man and a nonbinary person dating is totally a straight relationship’