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kyle: you shouldn’t be using a straw-

cartman: i know it’s bad for the environment or whatever

kyle: no it’s just,,, a weird way to eat lasagna

#south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman

mcdonald’s employee: kid please get down from the table

cartman: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES

cartman: *dumps out bag of fries on the floor* AND INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES

#source: twitter #submission

Clyde: [mumbling] futurewifesaywhat

Bebe: What?

Clyde: [internal high-five]

#source: ???#clyde donovan #bebe stevens #sp clybe #submission

craig: HEY HEY!!

stan, whispering: SHHHH! kyle is sleeping

craig, whispering: oh sorry

stan, still whispering: what’s up?

craig, still whispering: there’s a fire

#south park #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #craig tucker

Clyde: *counting on his fingers*

Token: I just asked you how old you are.

Clyde: Can you shut the fuck up for a second.

#source: twitter #submission

craig: you wanna go upstairs?

tweek: sure...

craig: you have protection?

tweek: w-why? What’s up there?

#south park #craig tucker #tweek tweak #creek

cartman: i hate when mfs say “It’s a quarter till 5” just say it’s 4:75 stupid bitch

#south park #eric cartman

kyle....,,is so ,..cute...,..god.... please I just wnanna... hold your...,,hand...andhugg...you sir...,,..,

#south park #kyle broflovski

butters: eric i dont think we can enter this bar

cartman: why?

butters: because it says 18+ only allowed and theres only 2 of us

cartman: dumb bitch just invite more people

#south park #eric cartman #butters stotch #leopold stotch

kenny sheds his virginity every year like a snake

#south park #kenny mccormick

kenny: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn

butters: why would the movie eat my popcorn

kenny:

butters: OH nevermind i get it

#south park #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #leopold stotch

kyle: the stars look beautiful tonight

stan: u believe in stars? fool. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe

#south park #kyle broflovski #stan marsh

kenny: hey bro, heard u were looking for a stud

butters: im listening bro...

kenny: well i already got std’s, all i need is u.

butters: bro 🥺🥰

#south park #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #leopold stotch

i literally just started watching this show and your incorrect quotes are fucking hilarious thank you for your service

glad u decided to join. thank you for YOUR service

stop putting the boys against each other and let people have fun

stan is PERFECT

kyle is PERFECT

cartman

kenny is PERFECT

#please don’t kill me #i love them all #i promise #south park #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #stan marsh #kenny mccormick

tweek: i cant sleep i’m afraid of frankenstein

mr tweak: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster

tweek: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you

#south park #tweek tweak

kyle-bro

part 2 😳😳

part 1 here

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