kyle: you shouldn’t be using a straw-
cartman: i know it’s bad for the environment or whatever
kyle: no it’s just,,, a weird way to eat lasagna

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@kyle-bro
kyle: you shouldn’t be using a straw-
cartman: i know it’s bad for the environment or whatever
kyle: no it’s just,,, a weird way to eat lasagna
mcdonald’s employee: kid please get down from the table
cartman: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES
cartman: *dumps out bag of fries on the floor* AND INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKEN LITTLE ONES
Clyde: [mumbling] futurewifesaywhat
Bebe: What?
Clyde: [internal high-five]
craig: HEY HEY!!
stan, whispering: SHHHH! kyle is sleeping
craig, whispering: oh sorry
stan, still whispering: what’s up?
craig, still whispering: there’s a fire
Clyde: *counting on his fingers*
Token: I just asked you how old you are.
Clyde: Can you shut the fuck up for a second.
craig: you wanna go upstairs?
tweek: sure...
craig: you have protection?
tweek: w-why? What’s up there?
cartman: i hate when mfs say “It’s a quarter till 5” just say it’s 4:75 stupid bitch
kyle....,,is so ,..cute...,..god.... please I just wnanna... hold your...,,hand...andhugg...you sir...,,..,
butters: eric i dont think we can enter this bar
cartman: why?
butters: because it says 18+ only allowed and theres only 2 of us
cartman: dumb bitch just invite more people
kenny sheds his virginity every year like a snake
kenny: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
butters: why would the movie eat my popcorn
kenny:
butters: OH nevermind i get it
kyle: the stars look beautiful tonight
stan: u believe in stars? fool. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe
kenny: hey bro, heard u were looking for a stud
butters: im listening bro...
kenny: well i already got std’s, all i need is u.
butters: bro 🥺🥰
i literally just started watching this show and your incorrect quotes are fucking hilarious thank you for your service
glad u decided to join. thank you for YOUR service
stop putting the boys against each other and let people have fun
stan is PERFECT
kyle is PERFECT
cartman
kenny is PERFECT
tweek: i cant sleep i’m afraid of frankenstein
mr tweak: haha dont you mean frankenstein’s monster
tweek: i do not. personally i find unethical and irresponsible scientific practice far more terrifying than any physical being and so should you
part 2 😳😳
part 1 here