The perks of being a pessimist are that you’re either right, or pleasantly surprised.

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The perks of being a pessimist are that you’re either right, or pleasantly surprised.
The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?
your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening
but now you want to be included
no
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
They hate a term they created to dehumanize us but we turned it into a positive thing and now they want it gone and plenty of them want in…… mmkkaaaay!
relationship goals: the excitement barney from accounting feels when he sees ben wyatt
If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.
How much do you think having adult women play teenagers in television shows contributes to the sexualization of young girls
#tbh#like i’m watching PLL#and the relationship between the teacher and the SIXTEEN YO student#and it LOOKS fine#because lucy hale’s ass was TWENTY#but if you put a sixteen year old actress in that situation#you would know IMMEDIATELY that it’s wrong#because she would actually be a CHILD#WHICH SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS ARE#C H I L D R E N
talyor swifts team spent a gajillion dollars on that expensive ass music video with explosions weapons and CGI just to be upstaged by Nicki and Bey sharing now and later candy lmao they aint even give her a full 24 hours boi gotdam
and bey released her iconic self titled on this poor girls birthday like tbh why does bey hate her so much like what did taylor do to her
bey acts like she doesn’t hold a grudge from the 2009 VMAs but we know the truth
I’ve mastered the art of pretending to be tired instead of admitting I’m sad
I love this moment
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My uterus is upsetting me
do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely
do i like you or do i like that you like me
do I like you or do I like the idea of you
do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one
Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t
don’t ever trust cute boys because i can go from this:
to this
in .5 seconds or your money back
a challenger has appeared!!
boop
Step aside gents
HNNGGGGGGGG
here we have a collection of cute boys being even cuter
this is so funny because none of you are cute
LMAOOO
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