Intro

I'm just me.

[thoughts-in-shower]

Too many adults demand respect from kids without showing any in return.

[lovenotereminders]

Friendly reminder: when people say ‘as long as you tried your best’ it doesn’t mean ‘the best you could possibly have done ever’ it means ‘the best you were capable of at the time.’ Sometimes ‘trying your best’ is just getting out of bed in the morning. Just because you weren’t working yourself to the bone doesn’t mean you weren’t trying your best. 

[angels-twice-descending]

sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)

[luckycheesefoodie321]

OH MY GOD WHY

[kyliemac96-blog]

😭😭😭😭

[grammaticallycorrectmemer]

He’s on his way to fuck shit up

[securelyinsecure]

[deeplylearning]

Need to take a nap? Use this guide to help you decide how long you should rest! Just be sure to avoid the “bad nap”!

[littleheadfullofbigsecrets]

I’m a napping goddess.

[pathcend]

via Artbiotics

[kyliemac96-blog]

I love my boys 💓💓 🐕

[deeplylearning]

Need to take a nap? Use this guide to help you decide how long you should rest! Just be sure to avoid the “bad nap”!

[littleheadfullofbigsecrets]

I’m a napping goddess.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Voldemort basically lost a game of “got your nose” to a baby

[showerthoughtsofficial]

From a dinosaur’s point of view we live in the post-apocalyptic future

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Clark Kent ever had to clean his glasses in public, his disguise would be ruined.

[vronsk-aya]

The only way to start speaking a language is to start speaking it badly

[ftafp]

As a member of the jewish community, I honestly, truly, deeply aspire to ascend to the same level of pettiness that drove my ancestors to create the pastry known as the Hamantaschen

For those of you who didn’t grow up in the jewish community, Hamantaschen (pron. Ha-men-ta-shen) is a cookie we eat every year on Purim which is a holiday that commemorates the time Queen Esther of Persia singlehandedly prevented a genocide of the jewish people at the hands of the vizier Haman. The cookies, which are are triangular and stuffed with a sweet filling (usually jam) were designed specifically to mock Haman, though it’s a matter of scholarly debate whether they’re supposed to make fun of his weird-looking ears, or his weird-looking hat.

Now, I should note that to my knowledge, it’s only Haman we mock with baked goods, but personally, I don’t see any good reason why we and other communities shouldn’t apply the same tactic elsewhere:

President’s day is only a week away. Either mix up some pumpkin cookie batter, get out the tiny hand-shaped molds, or start googling how to make lemon-flavored cotton candy, because personally, I think it’s about damn time we make drumphtaschen a thing

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Split Screen multiplayer was a thing when we had small and low-quality TVs but nowadays we have Big and HD TVs but a lot of games doesn’t support Split Screen Multiplayer.

[pathcend]

“Look how far we’ve come!”

via CartoonsHateHer

[studentmotherlife]

For those who are afraid to become a nurse because they have a weak stomach,

It won’t be the vomit or needles or blood or urine or feces that turns your stomach. You’ll get used to that. You’ll come to accept it’s just part of the job and get to the point where you’re thinking of the 38 different things you have to do while absentmindedly cleaning up a bowel movement.

What will turn your stomach will be 40 shallow breaths a minute in a patient in respiratory distress

A freshly born infant that is limp and blue and hasn’t cried yet

Tripled troponin levels on your sweating and anxious patient as you realize they’re having a heart attack

Feeling cord during a cervical check, then trying to hide from your patient the shaking in your voice as you call for help

The pale skin of a Jehovah’s Witness with a hemoglobin of 4 as she declines a blood transfusion and says goodbye to her family because they haven’t found the source of the bleed and she’s running out of time

A blood alcohol level of .18 on a 4 year old who is barely responsive and being intubated after getting drunk on mouthwash and then hitting his head

An elderly woman in the ICU signing her DNR while her sobbing daughter begs her to reconsider, knowing if treatment is stopped then her mother will die

A child in the pediatric ICU who hasn’t had a visitor in months

Not being able to find the heartbeat on a pregnant mom who hasn’t felt the baby move in a while

In the face of everything else that comes with being a nurse, I promise you’ll get used to the poop.