Lizmoth

Spreading a little more wholesomeness and gayness in the world 🏳️‍🌈

[incidentalcomics]

How to Finish

I drew this poster for Jon Acuff and his FINISH book tour. Big thanks to Jon for this collaboration, his book has some great ideas about how to complete creative and life goals.

[lizclimo]

[art-shannonigans]

by

Asya Kozina

Paper

[spookyloop]

Wow. Just wow.

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[livenudegirl]

I saw the penguin parade. It was a very slow parade, because the pingüinos take their sweet time and aren’t very fast walkers to begin with.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

can I volunteer to be a penguin

[commander-damneron]

I feel like the world needs to know the context of the edinburgh zoo penguin parade, becausr I’ve been going there my entire life and I only found out about this the other year.

So a while back (I can’t remember exactly when but I think it was some time around the 40s/50s), a bunch of penguins escaped. A keeper left the gate open so a bunch of penguins just… followed them. And the people loved it. Look at these adorable birds outside their cage just following that guy around! So they get all the penguins back inside and realise that none of them really ran off, they just followed the keeper and went back inside and crowd thought it was amazing, so why not make it a regular thing? Get enough people there that if one of them goes to make a run for it (which at least one has in the past), they can’t get past the people, and let the ones who want outside have a little wander. So every day, they get a crowd, they open the gate, and whatever penguins want to get out can go, waddle about, squawk at people, and then hop back inside.

Also, one of those penguins is Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III, Colonel-in-cheif of the Norwegian King’s Guard. This isn’t really related to the parade at all, I just love the fact that there’s a penguin in the Norwegian army

[runrunningrunner]

Reblogging with Brigadier Sir Nils Olaf III inspecting his troops.

Carry on …

[breatherunlive]

I love everything about this post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A GOOD POST

[shadesofmauve]

A lovely older friend of mine lived in Edinburgh when she was a small child, and regularly attended the penguin parade – as a penguin. That is, she was a small toddler and thus about the right height and speed, and she just waddled along with everyone else who was about 2’ high.

So the answer to ‘can I volunteer to be a penguin’ is at least occasionally ‘yes.’

[ben-yatta]

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

[ytp-clips]

[source]

[rhythmic-idealist]

LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

[titkoks]

[theepicyus]

his eyes say it all and it really really makes the video from an 8/10 to a full tenouttaten

[aquilacalvitium]

You can just SEE the moment where they realise their girlfriend has walked in but they just. Keep. Singing.

[envyq00]

Shifting my gears back to Portal now. I finally had the chance to remaster my GLaDOS human design from 2015. Funny enough, I actually never had the chance to digitalize it. But now that I have, almost 8 years later I can definitely say that my younger self would have been so happy to see it come to life the way they imagined it. 😩😩 I haven’t been able to play Portal in a year until I got both games on the switch. And they still hold up so well every year that passes. I ended up missing the 10 year anniversary in 2021 but I wanted to revisit my Portal interest anyway. It’s definitely one of the interests that will always bring me comfort and stay close to my heart.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

[runby2]

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

[runby2]

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

this is so fucking funny

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[todaysbat]

[tinylongwing]

Over on twitter there’s a group of people doing a Bird ABC challenge. These are the first three in my series! I’m keeping them to super quick sketches to make sure I can actually finish them all.

American Robin

Brown Creeper

Cooper’s Hawk

(If any of you are also on twitter and want to see these as they come out, follow me there at tinylongwing. Otherwise, I’ll post these to tumblr in batches!)

[marinella-ela]

[wymanthewalrus]

@vancekilo how does it feel being the most correct person to ever comment on a post

[chairman-rose-is-king]

Good job I only have breakdowns near blisseys

[zangoonse]

me: *sobbing and crying*

the blissey that charged in from 5 miles away and broke into my house:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[nerdiegirlie]

“hi dog”

— me to every dog i see

[galileoace]

Oh no.

[not-close-to-straight]

“Right behind the fucking floppity”

You guys I am WHEEZING

he is so offended this entire video 😂😂

[worm-on-a-blog]

please i need to know how much a worm weighs (legal purposes)

you know, this is a great question. i think it’s important worm information to be out there. let’s weigh this gentle worm:

and we can see that the average healthy worm is approximately—

0g!

[thenightling]

A bit of trivia:  A lot of people don’t understand what it means to “Count sheep” to sleep. In reality it’s an Insomnia treatment method where you pick a random topic where there might be several examples that fit the criteria “Disney witches” for example or “Films that feature Dracula as a character.”  It can be anything at all.  "Movies with Danny Elfman musical scores.“  You don’t Google the answer.  You lay there and try to think of things that fit the topic you chose and count them. That’s how you really “Count Sheep.”  

[thenightling]

Pretty much, yes.

@feeling-kinda-sad-ngl​