trash baby @kyojinsenpai - Tumblr Blog

imagine logging into something you havent used in 3 years

YO WHADDUP I haven’t been on this blog in ages.

Just thought I’d make another post that I’ve moved to zyrahael

and I’ve also made an art blog!!

#poses there's 314 people following me on here ya'll should totally go follow my new blog thx #a lot of those are spam/porn blogs but whatever there's plenty of actual people in there too #jazz hands into the shadows

Popping in once more to say my new blog is zyrahael!!

I need to stop being lazy and go through everyone I’m following on here and refollow tons of people. That’s a task for another day though.

#slithers off into the night

chingizhobbes

#me

me: [wakes up with that small bit of discomfort in the back of my throat that I know eventually evolves into a cold]

me: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

#ME RIGHT NOW #I cant tell if it's actually gonna be a cold or if my fan just kinda dried my throat out so it's scratchy #i'm hoping it's the latter because this has happened off and on over the past week and if i was gonna get sick i would be already

tigerlilyx

meghan NO

captioned-miscellaneous-videos

Meghan: “Bet you I can eat all these Fudge Stripes!”

Person: [in despair] “Meghan, no!”

Meghan: “One!”

Person: “Meghan!”

Meghan: [gagging]

Person: [voice breaking] “Meghan!”

Meghan: [sobs]

Person: “Oh no, Meghan.”

#me #nugz

najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia

phases are so fascinating to me because we all think we look the best we ever have and ever will but in 5 years time we are gonna look back and be like .. you thought..

#tru

everydreamrecorded

#skyrim

The signs playing video games

Aries: *plays one level* "let's go out!"

Taurus: knows every single secret level, cheat code, and special feature there exists

Gemini: get so frustrated when the can't pass a level that they forget about the game for 20 years

Cancer: *internally cursing at everything*

Leo: is initially the person who drives the wrong way or starts shooting at their own team

Virgo: violently slams on the buttons while shouting profanities

Libra: you probably never see them playing video games but they can pull an all nighter and play till dawn

Scorpio: sit there gaping as Pisces beats their record

Sagittarius: "I'm only gonna play one level" (27 hours later) "I should probably check if my family is still alive or not"

Capricorn: is so good that they just sit there with a smug smile as the glide through the levels

Aquarius: they look like they're just sitting and watching the most boring thing ever as they pass the level you had been stuck on for ages on the first go and get a gold on it

Pisces: probably has no idea what the game is but when they know the controls they're gonna win it

-Poiroiti

#sagittarius