The Texas Porn Star Massacre

godzilla & king kong are gay and in love • kaitlynn/kj

[shadysgrove]

Gonna pin this post, but I changed my url from heterophobique to shadysgrove

[assiraphales]

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

[kosmogrl]

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

[kosmogrl]

what they don’t tell you is that the urge to just leave and start over somewhere far away only gets stronger the older you get

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[r1k11]

I'll say it you in a language you can understand... meow meowmeow meow

[shadysgrove]

Sometimes my boobs feel so heavy and I’m like, how do I cut these off

[eraserheadadult]

i can't go on living in a society where women are expected to shave their armpits. i can't do it anymore. if you're like "hrmgmg girl pits" and show me that shit shorn. bald. a barren wasteland. a decimated ecosystem. an affront to life itself. i will not stop until every gilette for her razor on earth has been melted down into steel ingots

[eraserheadadult]

i'm busting thru your wall like the pit sniffing lesbian kool aid man right now. in kamala's america my armpit fetish will be the law of the land. the ceo of every feminine hair removal products company will be hunted down like an animal and tried at the hague. if you wear makeup and a dress you will be thrown in a gulag. if your bush hair is under a certain length it will negatively affect your credit score

[11thfempachi]

??????

[dickmaster]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[c3rvida3]

I think Joan of Arc's fursona would be a dog called Joan of Bark, but my partner thinks it would be a phoenix, which seems insensitive to me, but neither of us are furries, so I guess we don't really get a say either way.

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

I promise I’m not trying to be pretentious here. Jeanne d’Arc’s last name is d’Arc.  An overly-literal translator insisted it stood for “of Arc”, and that’s why we know her as Joan of Arc.  At the time, she was more commonly known as “Jeanne la Pucelle”, meaning “Joan the Maiden” or “Joan the Virgin”.

anyways since her main attack strategy was “hit them until they stop moving” I think she’d be a gorilla.

[c3rvida3]

*taking notes* What else do you know about this beautiful world?

[isabellebissonrouthier]

Your emotional scene that you've edited five times doesn't hit to you because you read it five times, not because it sucks.

[ina-gartens-weave]

video ive been thinking about for days

[ranthaven]

“All of us don’t have the same eyes” is my key takeaway here. This is 100 percent correct.

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[dizzyghoast]

you can have friends on the other side of the planet! neither of you even has to travel!!!!! you can just talk to them whenever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[segamascott]

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees