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lesbian, and uhh idk. i mostly shitpost i guess :)) welcome to my public semi diary (????) mailee > tyzula

[kyoshisfan]

The parking lot in front of my apartment building better be winning a medal for being the cleanest lot in the damn country because why else is it being cleaned for like 40 mins starting at like 5:10 am I do not understand this

[kyoshisfan]

Had to stop my walk to take a coughing fit break and realised all of a sudden that I am in fact not getting sick again and again but more so not giving myself the time to get well soon because I get bored and impatient and decide I’m done before I am 🤨

[kyoshisfan]

If you’d told me as a teenager that one of my most annoying but frequent issues as an adult is the fact that I sometimes wake up with eyebrow bedhead I would have lost it

[kyoshisfan]

Put my phone screen on black and white mode so I’d doomscroll less but then hate the greyscale so much I barely use it and dodge everyone’s texts so I don’t have to look at it

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[dawn-lilacbloom]

[butterfly-sapphic]

Op didn't stop on the part where they are also a love interest

[the-haiku-bot]

Op didn’t stop on

the part where they are also

a love interest

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

prayer to whichever dead catholic person is most appropriate: may I not have to run a whole week of surprise camps on crutches. in a knee brace.

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

Im agnostic raised liberal protestant, but absolutely the catholics got saints right. Sometimes your problem is so fucking specific you need Some Guy. If you're listening, Guy of Workers Who Have Strain Injuries,

[adventures-in-poor-planning]

No fucking WAY, there's actually a knee injury Guy? Catholicism accidentally reinventing the medical specialty system......

[youremysunshine8]

I know you're wondering: are there slutty pictures of him revealing his knees?

Saint Roch, by Francesco Ribalta, c. 1625, Museo de Bellas Artes, Valencia

[image id: st. Roch staring soulfully and hiking up his robe to show that his thigh has a bubo on it, also sluttily revealing his knees]

[running-with-toast]

what the dog doin

[kyoshisfan]

Nothing quite as good to put into perspective how strange children’s media often is as trying to explain it to someone who is not from that country

[writing-prompt-s]

A mind controlling villain just dropped dead when they tried to controll you. As it turns out, you're basically a psychic landmine.

[omegaversereloaded]

Inquisitive fellow looking to give leftist cunnilingus

[only3racoonsinatrenchcoat]

Drops this and scurries back into hiding like a frightened lizard

[neolxzr]

yue shouldve lived and became the next chief of the NWT and then she and suki shouldve kissed. this is the atla the woke left wants

[64mpg]

thinking about developing a social skill soon

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

it’s definitely symptomatic of a larger cultural issue but it’s also personally annoying that there’s very little exercise content that’s not tied up with appearance goals or something. like what if i just want to move my body consistently and be generally healthier

[welcome-to-the-shit-library]

i don’t WANT to be skinner or more visibly muscular I don’t CARE about what’s optimal for muscle growth I don’t CARE. is it not enough to have fun. can a girl not go to the gym bcs she has adhd and the energy boost is the only thing that allows her to deal with Laundry Chair

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[kyoshisfan]

Hate when bus drivers aren’t driving crazy like yes pookie you seem scared nothing wrong with that, driving is terrifying BUT pls lock in right now we are way behind schedule and I need to make my transfer

[segamascott]