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So I don’t normally do this, and this is the first time I’ve done something like this but I’m working on trying to open my own online store to sell custom smoking accessories and art that are themed and designed with spellwork and witchcraft. It would mean SO MUCH to me if you donated or even just share this post!

This is the link to my Fundly campaign

And if you’d prefer to send the money directly to me you can use this link for my paypal

2spirit-robot

I’m reposting because the fundraiser ends in 4 days and I’m nowhere near my goal 😥

I’ll add some previews of the kind of products i plan on making!

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thethugseme

Lilo and Stitch except Stitch is voiced by Dio Brando

mistathirst

You see I read the text but apparently didn't fully grasp what I was in for. I fukin screamed too

nyctosaurid

i may be an ugly and unlovable bastard in human terms but in gargoyle terms? lets just say i’d be at the top of the cathedral

nyctosaurid

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal

azuretheshitposter

hit person with cardboard tube

strangled-mangoes

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

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The unbelievably strong desire to just scream

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clack tongs like crab

atwotonedbird

Hit yourself with cardboard tube

mamoru

a waffle house has closed.

paulsrockinpagoda

fuck it just got real

gobbbeecompany

my dad: a cryptid

-once woke me up by kicking my bed really hard until i looked at him and then locked eyes with me, drank an entire cup of coffee without breaking eye contact, and then silently left the room

-wordlessly stuck a picture of justin trudeau on my wall, left if there for three months, and then took it down without explaining himself

-walked into the house and said “is it gonna look funny?” and when i said “what?” he shook his finger at me and walked away

-once before bed came into my room and kissed my forehead, said “no homo,” and left

-once came into my room while brushing his teeth, stared at me for five minutes, gave me a thumbs up and left

-once got upset that there was no bench in a forever 21, said “they’re trying to punish us. for being hetero, probably.”

-almost fell out of a hammock while i was typing this

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i went into the kitchen and my dad was eating crackers and he said “theres nothing to see here.”

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me: i wanna go see ant-man

my dad: you can’t see him he’s too small

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wow ok my mom is ready to be the ceo of antifa

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skysuggestion

not doing great?

clean your room

open curtains/windows

take a shower

put on clean clothes

get out of your room a bit

stretch

drink a glass of water

get the hard/important stuff out of the way while you have energy

set some (any!) goals

remember that it is okay to have bad days

trad-tea-deactivated20200817

Not doing great because you can’t do these things? Do what you can. A couple plates, cups, and silverware washed gives you a bit done and clean dishes. Baby wipes and dry shampoo make for a bath when you’re too out of spoons to take a traditional shower. Water is always important but if your Brita broke, a day or two of tea or juice won’t hurt, just make sure to balance blood glucose if you are hypoglycemic or diabetic. Do what you can when you can.

valtsv

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

wordproblemapoligist

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

valtsv

yeah

peachcookie

As the decade closes out, don’t forget to remember the heroes

squeakitties

i had a dream i went to nintendo and they revealed to me that all this time the real pokemon designer was this Russian guy named Vladimir Pokemondesigner and i asked him why he named jigglypuff that and he said “is puff. is jiggly. are you a jokester?” and crushed my head like an empty soda can

goosewithajob

“Can One Punch Man beat-”

Yes. Always. Good lord. I never understand why people can turn this into a big serious discussion. Yes, One Punch Man would beat Thanos. He would beat Luke Skywalker, Superman, every single character from Dragon Ball Z, and every ninja from Naruto. He would beat Thor and Wolverine and the Hulk in a tag team match.

Because he plays by different rules. One Punch Man is a PARODY character. His skill set is defined by comedy, not power levels or physical strength. One Punch Man not Superman facing off against an ever-more powerful lineup of villains. He’s the Roadrunner against Wil E. Coyote’s ever more convoluted plans. Deadpool is the only other super hero type character who comes close to living in the same realm of parody, but frankly, Deadpool repeatedly getting the crap beat out of him would be funnier than Deadpool winning, so One Punch Man would win that fight too, even if he can’t actually kill Deadpool in one punch. Because parody.

If I see another Youtube video recommended to me like “Could One Punch Man beat-” really, truly, I do not care.

riotlion

I saw somebody also make this point once in another great post, I’m paraphrasing from what I remember; how strong is Saitama? However strong he needs to be in order for it to be funny.

firebirdeternal

Specifically: The more time you spend reciting facts about how many impossible things the other person has done, how many powerful foes they’ve beaten and holes in reality they’ve punched, how dramatic their backstory is and how much it justifies their victory, the Faster and Less Dramatically Saitama is going to beat them. That is The Point.

phoenixyfriend

Bugs Bunny vs Wile E. Coyote vs. Saitama

brawltogethernow

Bugs distracts Saitama with a BOGO sale on leeks and scampers. Saitama constantly thwarts Wile E. Coyote without ever noticing he’s there, except once when he politely helps him out in a way that destroys his elaborately slaved over Rube Goldberg trap.