Destroyer of Worlds, Drinker of Chocolate Milk

Occasional memes, art, and reblogs. Welcome! He/him

[sleepjeansart]

POV: the last thing you see before you die

Another Art Fight piece! LOVED the detail about her war hammer - it's what really sparked the idea (pun intended?)

(Characters and their creators under the cut)

Cirrus Namotres by @death-by-mothman

[death-by-mothman]

pov you criticized the integrity of mall katanas

[bunchashapes]

[a-captions-blog]

[Videe ID: Simple art of a person and a 3D model of a teal cube. The person points at the cube with an excited face and shouts, “Cube!” Electronic music starts to play as the person dances and the cube rotates in place. \End ID]

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

ITS BACK ON MY DASH!!

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

concept: the show supernatural but with the mcelroy brothers

[ohthatconnor]

Griffin: So Scraps I noticed that the ghost is still sort of… Travis: …? Griffin: It’s. Y'know… Travis: … A ghost? Griffin: … Travis: … Griffin: *sigh* Travvy the fucking ghost is still here. It’s fucking hAUnting our asses right now. It’s - it - it wants my soul, Travvy. It wants my delicious, sUcCuLeNt soul. Travis: I mean I salted and burnt the remains, I don’t - I dunno what to tell you. Griffin: Did you? Travis: Yeah! I– Griffin: You– Travis: I did, I– Griffin: You sure? Because if you did, then the ghost would be - uh, it would be ah-PaSsEd ON, ah-My DuDe, it’d– Justin: Hey Travis. Griffin: – have sloughed off– Travis: *laughing* I salted – Justin: Travis, what if– Griffin: this mortal FuCkInG cOiL– Travis: I did! I salted and I burnt the body, I did. Justin: Travis let me ask you this. Travis: What Justin. Justin: … You used regular salt? Travis: I used regular… ahhh, it was, I mean it’s *technically*– Justin: Travis. Travis: I maaaayyyy have used your Margaritaville margarita salt BUT IT’S Griffin: *bursting into laughter* Justin: You did WHAT Travis: IT’S TECHNICALLY JUST SALT JUSTIN Griffin: HA HA HAAAA!! *clapping* Justin: Why the FUCK would you use– Griffin: Was it fucking JImMy BUFFET’S body you burned?! Like– Travis: Look, I didn’t have any other salt on hand, Justin’s always got it in a cupboard somewhere, I just Justin: Ugh. Travis look, what you’ve done is– Griffin: *gasping* ohhh my Jesus Justin: -it’s unacceptable but I can’t fault you because, yes, you’re right, it is technically– Travis: ThAnK you, – Justin: –I MEAN it’s *technically* just salt but it’s like Travis: Yes! Yes, it is. Justin: Whatever. You salted the remains. You burnt the body. Travis: Yes, THAT I definitely did, that part’s easy. Griffin: *snickering* ’d'you fuckin- you fuckin douse ‘em in some Parrot Bay first? Travis: No, Griffin, I used lighter fluid thank you very much Justin: And we’re sure– we’re SURE there aren’t any other little… bits and pieces of our dearly departed sorta… *hangin out* somewhere? Griffin: Ohhh, I see what you’re sayin, you’re sayin’ we got a - a rogue appendage situation on our hands. Travis: I mean, it *looked* whole when I was, y'know– Griffin: *laughing* When - when you were making it into a corpse-ARITA? Travis: *laughing* A piña corpse-lada! Griffin: Oh, *very* good! Travis: Thank you! Justin: K but like. You don’t know if some creepy motherfucker has a lock of duder’s hair tucked away in his desk drawer, do you. Travis: How would I know that Justin. Justin: You can’t, that’s what I’m saying! We can’t know that, we can’t just go door to door through this entire town asking for locks of hair and fingernails and, and, Griffin: “Excuse me ma'am did you and this, this super-dead phantom boy ever make a wish on one of his sweet, *delicate*, fallen eyelashes? Ma'am I need you to tell me where that eyelash is currently it’s SUPER important and definitely not a fetish of mine.” Travis: Oh maybe we just need to find all the nose pickins he left behind! Griffin: Ew, Travis! Travis: I’m just sayin! Justin: !! …. ………………. …….….. …. unless. Griffin: UNlesss….. Travis: unLESS!

[clungedestroyer]

[r4cs0]

SMACK

[lordascapelion]

Cats can have a little salami

AS A PUNISHMENT

[death-by-mothman]

*insert cool and edgy Gerry quote about death*

[death-by-mothman]

green to blue means it’s nice to meet you

[aen-maggs]

My cat, Darby, having issues with his weasel toy.

[hclark70]

[charmergirl2468]

…I’m sorry, the fuck!?

I honestly never expect to even get over 20 followers on here, seeing as I’m usually only followed by friends. But to see that I’ve reached 150… that’s definitely something else.

So thank you for everyone who stuck around! I know this is just a silly personal blog, but I’m glad that I can at least help spread fun content, useful info, and make you guys laugh with my dumb humor.

A special thank you to @stillonthe1stseasonofsherlock @amazingmewtwo @pinkiemeowstic89 @boodabear001 @breadstickcat @redmystery314 @death-by-mothman @dannydeadbeat @violetstar250 @krazyfan1 @yeepstera @tired-wiz @illustrated-ink @agentofcalamity @otterronpas @teamew34 @driedflowersanddirt @sillylandangelhoagie @counterfeits-for-cheap @1captainjordan4 and @shinyknightroadhound for sticking around for so long! Some of you I’ve seen for the whole four years I’ve been active on here. Some of you are people who climbed aboard and went along for the ride. And honestly, I wouldn’t be trying on here if it wasn’t for you guys showing up in my notifications. Even if I hop from fandom to fandom, thank you so much for staying here!

Thank you for making Tumblr a place worth staying

[death-by-mothman]

💖

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Fighter, to wizard: Why are you investigating during combat?!

Wizard: Why are you in combat during my investigation?

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[ip2lb]

Person: [Plays C, D, E, F, G, A, and B on a piano.]

Cat: [Meows a C, completing the scale]

[everydaylouie]

started reading discworld!!

[starapture]

heard it in their voices when i read the post so i made this  

[michaelblick-deactivated-deacti]

Me from trying to keep the conversation from dying

[nevermindthewanderer]

Children while their parents try to work from home

[girlqrush]

im curious so if u sleep w a stuffed animal write in the tags what it is and what its name is

[oakleybillions]

I’ve been catching up on taz graduation recently and wanted to draw the new trio!

[zipperqwerty]

I am back~ I made this Aziraphale and Crowley,  I love drawing them O m g <3 I have Commissions Open!