i dont mean to get political but

[kyudz]

israeli armed forces pulling out of palestine after a middle aged american woman comments "free palestine🇵🇸" on a 16y/o's thirst trap tiktok

[cin-is-a-nominalist]

Google: How to cope with executive dysfunction as an autistic adult.

[click]

"How to support your child with—"

[click]

"Executive dysfunction is a thing that exists. that's the article."

[click]

"Executive dysfunction exists and we will explain how to deal with it in the next blog post [click] How to help your BABY AUTIST SMALL CHILD with executive—"

[click]

"Did you know that vaccines—"

[click]

"Executive dysfunction in adults with ADHD can be treated with stimulants like—"

[click]

"Not all autistic people are dumb babies. Some, like Elon Musk, are successful executives—"

[click]

"Hello, we are another article stating that executive dysfunction exists and then offering no solutions—"

[click]

"Hey you dumb baby autist. Haven't you tried just making a to-do list? Haven't you tried just wanting to do stuff? Fucking lazy idiot."

[click]

"Vaccines—"

[click]

"What crystal is best for autism—"

[click]

"Make sure to give your autistic baby child an orderly environment—"

[click]

[click]

[click]

I am Sisyphus. The rock has rolled down the hill again.

[kyudz]

maturing is realising you don't even want to understand what the friend you're studying with is studying & vice versa

[kyudz]

if you're ever feeling down just remember, gross cat evolves into sexy legs cat at level 10. If he can do that, you can do anything

[kyudz]

Sometimes I dry swallow pills and then drink the water just to remind god he doesn't have all the power

[kyudz]

having an unsuccessful tumblr rant page is so surreal

I scream into the void

and the void replies with four notes

[kyudz]

I'd come out of the closet but mines just too godamn fly why would i

[kyudz]

do u ever just anthropomorphize random inanimate objects you're dealing with in your head or are you normal

[kyudz]

find someone who makes you feel the way Ribs by Lorde does

[kyudz]

I'm an open book!!! frfr

most of my pages are just glued together that's all but that's none of your business tho

[chaoticbisexualalien-deactivate]

bro they made the louvre into a real place??? ugh lorde’s impact

[pocmemes]

[hellsite-yano]

I think about this video fucking daily

[kyudz]

"why's this person putting so little effort into her texts??" I wonder as I type out the lowest possible effort text to someone else

[kyudz]

poppy: ur all gonna die lol

fans: omg yasss slay queen what a deep message we stan love ya owo

[kyudz]

this is it. this is fans.

[mushabon]

Employer: “Where do you see yourself 10 years from now?”

Me:

[thebearcametoo]

I love this because you could mean anyone in th picture, including the bear.

[mushabon]

You made this 1000x better

[stavarosthearcane]

Who wouldn’t aspire to be a stylishly dressed Were-bear with a beautiful nude woman on their back providing musical accompaniment as you drive unwanted trespassers from the steps of your stately residence?

Seems like a pretty sweet deal to me.

[crinosg]

Belle: Beast, I have to go back to my father, your magic mirror showed he was sick.

Beast: Really? Let me see…. Huh, actually it look like some guy called Gaston is going to have him committed.

Belle: What now? *Grabs mirror*

Beast: you know that guy? he seems like a douche.

Belle: Beast…. Honey…. you wanna get out of the house for a few hours?

Beast: Against my better judgement, I’m gonna say yes.

*Later*

Belle: FLEE MORTALS, I AM ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE WILD HUNT, AND I HAVE COME FOR YOU.

Beast: HEY NOT THAT I’M NOT HAVING FUN BUT WHY ARE YOU NAKED?

Belle: ARTEMIS, GODDESS OF THE WILD HUNT DOES NOT REQUIRE CLOTHES.

Beast: I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU BEFORE AND I’M NOT GONNA LIE I KIND OF DIG IT.

Belle: YEAH I’M HAVING FUN TOO. HEY ITS LEFOU, GASTON’S LITTLE CHEERLEADER. GET HIM!

Beast: YES MA’AM!

Fairy: *Watching in the distance*: You know I was gonna turn him back, but it looks like they’re having fun so I’ll come back tomorrow.

[totallyfubar]

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

[kyudz]

saying "not to blow my own trumpet" is literally just a polished sfw version of saying “not to suck my own dick”