Lizzy

Basically my fav fandoms mphfpc, sfgae, rizzoli & isles and all the women that can step on me *cough* Sandra Bullock for example *cough* LOTS OF LOVE Y‘ALL

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Lilith: Not everything has to be an argument you know?

Zelda: Yes, but I can tell you that you're wrong in seven different languages, which gives me the advantage.

[incorrectmadamspellman]

Lilith: Zelda, are you taken?

Zelda: yeah

Zelda: for granted

[alxarasm]

As my booklet prints let’s talk about the fundamental tragedy surrounding NedCat to honor the impending Nedcatweek and since everyone is talking about it (by everyone I mean like 2 people-ANYWAY)

They were always meant to meet, whether she was to be his good sister or his wife, they were always going to meet, and I believe there was always going to be a connection between them. Not necessarily romantic in the first scenario but just this…thing that pulled them towards each other, but it’s always- always going to end in tragedy. In terms of the hypothetical “Brandon lives” au, that’s a thing for another day, but Canon?? We got some good tear jerking stuff.

They were never meant for each other. They’re haunted by secrets and ghosts. They were both pulled out of their molds and shoved into tighter, more constricting ones. It’s a gift they never asked for. “You will rule the North.” Applies to both of them, and they resent it. He loses everyone after the war, and so does she. He hurts her before he even knows her. He’s terrified and plagued by nightmares. She’s never been more alone in this world. They find comfort in each other. They don’t know how to. It’s one step forward and 3 steps back. They try to be happy. He frightens her into silence. She forgives him. It’s her duty. He regrets nothing but the hurt he caused.

She’s an outsider. So was he. He builds her a sept. They have many children together. Each time a part of him is afraid he’ll lose her to it. He leaves for war again. This time she loves him. It hurts more. He comes back with another child. Not his, but the wound still aches. They have more children. Only one looks like him- a girl. He loves them all the same. She resents the boy more. They have years of happiness…

A Stag kills a Direwolf. The hand of the king dies. Their boy is crippled. She’s mad with grief. He has to leave again. He kisses her tears and still, he goes. They are apart for weeks. He wishes he were by her side in her grief. She wishes he never left. Their child is attacked. She bleeds to save him. She travels half the continent to find him again. They reunite- its happy- its dangerous- it doesn’t last. They part one last time. He lies to save her. She does everything she can to save him, but she cannot move inside this mold. He is tricked by the man she told him to trust. The thought of her is as painful as a bed of nettles. He thinks about her- constantly. He is plagued by nightmares she cannot save him from. He’ll never see her again.

Their baby girl begs to save him. He confesses treason to save them. His head is cut off. And with it, the secrets die.

She goes mad with grief, and she is alone again. He is everywhere and nowhere. He is her final thought. She begs him to save her while she claws at the face he loved, tearing it apart. He doesn’t. Her hair, they were going to cut it- he loved it. They cut her throat instead.

She’s at peace. Until she’s not.

[l-lizzy-y]

I literally can‘t with the GOT fandom anymore.

I‘m crying sobbing smashing my head against a wall vomiting screaming begging

[l-lizzy-y]

Rafal: *gets down on one knee*

Lesso: Oh my god, it‘s finally happening…

Rafal: *falls over*

Lesso: The poison is kicking in!

[l-lizzy-y]

Emma: Oh my god, the stove is on fire! What should we do?!

Lesso: Okay, no worries, we just need an adult

Emma: But WE are adults!

Lesso: Shit. WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT! WHERE‘S CLARISSA?!?!

[l-lizzy-y]

I feel like "I‘ll be good" by Jaymes Young is Lesso‘s "I feel down cuz I‘m so evil and no one loves me" song

Someone support me on this please?!

[l-lizzy-y]

So I wanna talk about sge with someone.

1. Who is your favourite character?

-Lesso and Agatha, I think

2. Favourite ship?

-Dovesso foreverrr

3. Have you watched the movie or read the books?

-read the first book and watched the movie

4. And for the book readers and movie watchers: what things do you think they did good in the movie? What didn’t they do good?

-hard, many scenes from the books should have been in this movie and what does Rafal have to do in it, manipulating Sophie…?

They also totally messed up Sophie‘s character. She was more likabal in the movie, I didn’t like her in the books.

It was also strange how they changed Lesso’s and Dovey’s looks xD

But I enjoy book and movie separately, so…

I‘m sorry but I‘m curious lol

[l-lizzy-y]

Lesso: *accidentally eats something too spicy so her eyes start to water*

Clarissa: Lesso, look at me. It‘s okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You‘re the best evil person I know.

Lesso: I‘m not crying?

Clarissa, hugging Lesso: shhh, it‘s okay. I‘m here, it‘s gonna be okay. You‘re not alone. I love you.

[l-lizzy-y]

Clarissa: Lesso, I need a favour!

Lesso: I‘m not kissing you again

Emma: Kissing?

Sophie and Agatha: AGAIN?!

[l-lizzy-y]

Clarissa: Do you have any Skeletons in your closet?

Lesso: You mean literally or figuratively?

Clarissa: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…

[l-lizzy-y]

Debbie: The stars are beautiful tonight.

Tammy: Yes, they are.

Debbie: You know who else is beautiful?

Tammy: *blushing* who?

Debbie: Lou.

[l-lizzy-y]

Emma: What does 'take out' mean?

Agatha: Food.

Clarissa: Dating *side glance at Lesso*

Sophie: Murder.

Lesso, watching them: All three if you‘re not a coward.

[l-lizzy-y]

Maura: What‘s a thot?

Jane: A thoughtful person.

*later at dinner*

Maura: Could you pass me the salt?

Frankie: There you go.

Maura: Thanks Frankie, you‘re such a thot!

Frankie: *spits out water*

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Emma: Are you in love with Clarissa?

Lesso: *sweats* …no?

Emma: Then why do you draw 'L+C' in hearts everywhere?

Lesso: It stands for lies and compulsion.

Emma: …you sure you‘re okay?

[l-lizzy-y]

Isabel: I‘m the smartest, wisest person in this group.

Alma, exchanging a look with Balenciaga: Is your hand stuck in a vending machine?

Isabel: I paid for my mars bar, I‘m getting my mars bar.

[ymbrynes-and-peculiarities]

Unpopular Opinion

Jake Portman turned into an annoying know-it-all brat in AMoD.

Granted, he might be angry, confused and traumatized by all the events that happened previously but that doesn’t give him the right to wreak havoc AND break Miss P’s heart. NO ONE has the right to make Bird Mom upset and worried.

[l-lizzy-y]

THANK YOU, FINALLY someone who shares my opinion.

Like I KNOW you are upset and angry and so on, but that‘s not a reason to disobey miss p and to think you know everything and you can do everything. You can’t. And you are not an ymbryne, god damnit. You‘re not even close.

I‘m sorry but I don’t like Jacob, especially in map of days, and I love miss P, so STOP BREAKING HER HEART

[cherrymood]

Isabel Cuckoo would totally be Gomez Addams reblog if you agree.

[l-lizzy-y]

Yes. This is pretty accurate.