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LVL 21 Omaha Poet

[chickenfarmersan]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

UNMUTE THIS RIGHT NOW

[freshest-tittymilk]

I HAD THE VOLUME ON MAX OMG

[sunnysideyup]

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[donnasweettttttttt]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[perrisbueller-deactivated202002]

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

[donnasweettttttttt]

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

[kryptonians]

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

[dangerousturkey]

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

[kryptonians]

If you’ve never felt the same way you’re lying

[yarter-deactivated20171231]

First of all, nah.

[excdus]

[book-caps]

[breadonearth]

[cwote]

May the next few months be a period of transformation for you.

[multismusa-deactivated20170218]

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: I understand the Chronicles of Narnia was at its heart a fairytale with theological analogies for children. But why did Lewis never address how they had to adapted to life on Earth again. Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children. Take Lucy, she was youngest and perhaps she adapted more quickly-but she had the memories and mind of a grown woman in an adolescent body. Edmund literally found himself in Narnia, he went from a selfish boy to mature and experienced man. He found a purpose and identity through his experiences to come back as just Edmund, Peter’s younger brother. Did people wonder why the sullen, sour boy came back, carrying himself like a wisened king? Did his mother wonder why he and Peter suddenly got along so well, why they spent so much time together now? And Susan, the girl of logistics and reason came back with a difference in her. She learned how to be a diplomat and ambassador, Susan the Gentle had to live to endure not-so-gentle circumstances. She had the respect she wanted, only to be just another teen girl. And Peter, he entered the manhood and maturity he so wanted. He earned the responsibility and stripes he yearned for. He learned to command armies and conduct the menial tasks demanded of a king to rule a nation. But he came back, appearing to be just anther glory-hungry boy. Not to mention the PTSD they must have struggled with. Especially Edmund. How often did he wake up in a sweat, screaming a sibling or comrade’s name? His parents believe it’s the war, but it’s an entirely different one he has nightmares about. How often did he have trouble with flashbacks and mood swings? And how many times did he and Peter sit over a newspaper or near the radio listening to reports on the troops. How often did they pour over lost battles and debate better strategies. Did their parents ever wonder why they seemed to understand flight war so well? How long was it before they stopped discussing these things in front of people? Why does no one talk about this??? 

[cocoartistwrites]

Why am i fucking crying

[limblogs]

Why does no one talk about how the Pevensies had to grow up with a kingdom of responsibilities on their shoulders, only to return to Earth and be children

It’s not addressed because it’s understood. It was the shared experience of the generation. You are describing coming home from World War One, battle wearied and aged beyond belief, but walking around in the body of a youth. C S Lewis went to the front line of the Somme on his nineteenth birthday and went back to complete uni in 1918 after demob.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Not seen it with this very very pertinent addition before

[saltrat88]

Hero

[cactus-1776]

Can we just let him out on good behaivor? Cause that’s fucking outstanding.

[formerfundie]

“I’ve been getting these emails saying that, y’know it’s not my position to judge anybody. And I wanna make it quite clear that I didn’t judge him. Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up.”

I don’t even believe in God and that’s still a badass quote.

[trynpronounceit-deactivated2018]

🤷

[parttimeheaux]

My nigga said he set the appointment up. Legendary.

[kingjaffejoffer]

His lawyer was smiling like a proud father

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Y’know I know God is the only judge we have. I just set the appointment up”

[washingtonhound]

[ggnnbvfgbjmbfgj-deactivated2020]

[domoinjapan]

the slappening

[fungoidfred]

synchronized slapping class

[zagreus]

[death-by-elocution]

[dailyjackiechan]

dont forget him

[phantom-of-the-keurig]

I won’t

[deleted3459-deactivated20200629]

[healthy-adult]

i just forced all of my coworkers to watch this with me

[cumuluscanis-deactivated2019060]

I just woke my brother up and forced him to watch this with me

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[2pacsauntie]

I feel this in my soul

[candiikismet]

This is so real. Your arms are my castle your heart is my skyyyyyyy