Lortan

~He/They/She~ ~22~

[videnrambles]

Coltland AU where Grace is able to make it back to earth before everyone gets really old (wormhole or smth that’s actually scientifically possible) and Grace is now like mega famous but he’s kept his family out of the spotlight.

One day Colt announces he’s bringing his brother to set, and Tom’s being being annoying about it. Bragging how Colt’s brother will be to busy being starstruck over him to watch Colt do stunts. The rest of the crew are kinda just going along and jokingly asking Colt if he’s sure his brother can handle being around such big movie stars.

When the day arrives imagine the panic everyone feels when it isn’t some nerdy teacher that Colt talked about, but savior of the whole world Ryland Grace.

[uncooked-glass]

My first ever piece for @creative-life-event, have some Mumscarian! This was a life split with @akromoc 💚💛❤️

[thelurkingthingamajig]

First of many art pieces I've made for my fic, 'Bats don't fly in the winter'

https://www.tumblr.com/thelurkingthingamajig/817823098507264001/bats-dont-fly-in-the-winter-chapter-1?source=share

"Nessie and the Man in the Moon"

Tumblr almost definitely tanked the quality even more than exporting it did, but I guess you'll just have to suffer with me.

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[i-am-a-fish]

sometimes, after a long day of being awake, I'll just crawl into my bed and go to sleep. it's very enjoyable but everything in moderation I always say

[daily-grian]

Randomly felt like doing bird Grian today so these two look like a pokemon and their trainer

[starsong-livingthedream]

does anyone like my shirt

[starsong-livingthedream]

i give this to miis that ask for random things in random places when i'm mad

[vexcraft]

photos of all time

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[eddies-ashtray]

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

[eddies-ashtray]

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

[caustic-light]

Alpha males: "This is nature. You don't see animals acting like queers don't you?"

90% of nature documentaries: "Until now the female has been very impressed by the males drag performance of Orwell's Homage To Catalonia, soundtracked exclusively by Maria Carey songs. A demanding performance like that knows to impress. But... Oh No... One note in the final tune was one cent flat. It doesn't look good for the male now. She is ordering an orbital laser strike to burn his beautifully groomed plumage from space. It will take all year to regrow, effectively ending this one's mating season early. Better luck next time, little guy. Women are a tough audience."

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

eventually you realize you don’t want to die. you just don’t want to live the life you’re living. and slowly you try to create a life you want to live. just gotta start there.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one needs to add “sounds fake but ok”, “no”, “well, not me”, “impossible”, etc. to this post. and i’d rather you not.

[duckbunny]

one day you think: I want to die.

and then you think, very quietly: actually. actually. I think I want a coffee. a nap. a sandwich. a book.

and I want to die turns day by day into I want to go home, I want to walk in the woods, I want to see my friend, I want to sit in the sun

I want a cleaner kitchen

I want a better job

I want to live somewhere else

I want to live

[paper-mario-wiki]

game theory:

which pokemon could i most easily kill with my bare hands?

[paper-mario-wiki]

current first place: Mr. Mime. Not because Mr. Mime is particularly weak, but because if I ever saw a Mr. Mime in real life I would be filled with the exact power needed to kill a Mr. Mime

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[beemovieerotica]

one cool thing about having an autistic dad whose special interest is underwater spearfishing is that when he catches fish he'll just call up a nearby chinese restaurant like "hi. i caught a fish. can you cook it and i'll bring my family by?" and they're like "yeah sure come on over white boy" and the fish is delicious.

[theblackparadeisdead]

What's that poem about the cockroach and the moth where the cockroach is like "I wish I've ever wanted anything the way that moth wanted to burn itself up in that lantern" because we had to read that in high school and it still fucks me up to this day

[theblackparadeisdead]

Ok I found it it's called "the lesson of the moth by archy" and it's by Don Marquis

[earhartsease]

archy & mehitabel is a work of art - archy is a cockroach who starts using a typewriter to blog with but as a cockroach he can't work the shift key so it's all in lowercase and he'd do absolute numbers on tumblr

but then so would mehitabel, a cat who's seen a lot of life and is certain she's a reincarnation of queen cleopatra

[emil1863]

Fanart of @anonymouse-fiction's beautiful and stunning work.

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[heisoark]

If it works it works