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[youmustcare-deactivated20140201]

[gamsee]

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

[demisasuke-deactivated20150608]

"believe it"

İ say as i inject ramen into my veins

[my-teen-quote]

[c8thegr8]

It’s a space bar!!

[c8thegr8]

Guys, I did not spend $16 on this sticker set for 5 notes.

[squishymyuu]

I thought it was just greasy omg

[kickthechair]

the year is 2040 you are still not superior for not listening to pop music

[fuckinq]

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me

[zealotarchaeologist]

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

[troyesivan]

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

[papasmoke]

[papasmoke]

why

is

this

STILL

GETTING

NOTES

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[iloveyouyoutodeath]

[everybodyactnatural]

I WAS SO NOT EXPECTING THIS. I AM CRYING

[my-teen-quote]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

HAHA HERE 

[megoosa]

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

[tingletanglebob-deactivated2017]

And I thought he was gay 

[lolerzz]

[l0vinhimwasred]

police: you're under arrest

me: no i'm not

police: shit