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every time I see packaged bottled water at work i'm like. having a joker moment. we literally Live In A Society where companies can make natural water undrinkable and then bottle up and sell filtered water in plastic bottles that create more pollution. i'm actually going to snap one day

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

deserves the same reaction as the idea of having to buy clean air

demilypyro

Sometimes as a European you play an American game and even though you speak fluent English and culturally there's not too much different you can Tell you're missing some kind of cultural context

I had no fucking clue what a mormon was when I played the New Vegas DLCs

demilypyro

This post is not an invitation for you all to explain mormonism to me I am fine not knowing about this

propalahramota

I can't put this in tags like a normal person because apparently Tumblr no longer lets you do long tags which is dumb and I hate it but ok. Long time ago when I was but a wee 14 years old kid living in a sleepy town in Northern Ukraine, one day my bestie told me: hey, have you heard about this new English speaking club at the city library? They say it's run by two guys that came here on a mission all the way from America. And I was like: what mission? And she told me they were supposed to be Mormons. I didn't believe her. I was convinced she was fucking with me because at the time I didn't think that Mormons were real. I honestly thought they were fictional and only existed as a gag in South Park. And then a couple of days later those two missioners actually showed up to our English class to promote their little conversion club. Those poor men stood in front of a bunch of 14 years old and told us they were Mormon and several of my classmates said: wait, Mormon? Like in South Park?, and from their pained expressions you could clearly tell that it wasn't the first time they had been asked that here.

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brucebocchi

wine-dark-sea

I can't explain how much I love baguette child. I would protect them with my life.

striders

seabassapologist

nepofledgling

I don’t even know how to explain how much this post means to me I straight up cried laughing the first time I saw it and it still makes me laugh every time I see it. it’s been months

tittyinfinity

Hmmmm

radiofreederry

escuerzoresucitado

When you gotta get rid of all the marble penises in your house

every culture has a little dish that just translates to “we threw everything into that fucking pot we’re poor”

catchymemes

hymnofvalefor

pansexualandnervous

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

musicalhell

I know this is about ecological balance and population control but I can’t help but imagine those wolves are on a covert mission to assassinate moose extremists or some shit