canopy salad - you can call us salad - adult (22)
- trans + gay + alloaro
- system
- he/it
- general interests tumblr/art blog: oliluhackle
- refrences sideblog: refsforoli
- terfs, transmeds/truscums, exclusionists of any kind and pedophiles of any alias, sysmeds leave me alone.
- in regards to proship/anti, i literally couldnt care less what you do . if i dont like it ill leave/block
on a similar vein, i interact with both pro and anti ship ppl freely but i Guess Technically Speaking i align more with proship
- i tag any and all posts that make me feel compelled to rb as "not ocd safe" (if i tag a post w/ that im not mad at you i prommy
BTW my desktop notifs are broken and my mobile notifs are weird so i basically never see my inbox 😭
if you need to get ahold of me for w/e reason dm me or send me a message on discord instead or smth
salad or cyprus | he/it | 22 (mar. 1st)
pronouns.cc | system | soooo many members (100+)
tags
#apple: nsfw tag
#[trigger] cw: we always use this format for content warnings/trigger tags!
#ask to tag: catchall "this feels like it might be triggering to smone but idk how exactly to tag it" thing <3
#not ocd safe: the post made me feel like i Had to reblog in a bad way but i liked the info enough to want to reblog it otherwise (not inherently a "fuck you op" thing, but can be <3 (never ever mad at prev btw <3)
#ai generated: any posts w/ any sort of ai content, even criticizing it
#imagine this is rb'd 1 billion times: fav post tag LOL <3
#friend art: what it says on the tin but with an air of "i dont go here but i wanna support my friends" GLAKDHJLAKJSD <3
#aortic attraction: objectum tag <2
other stuff (sideblogs, do not follow, etc.) under cut
sideblogs (bolded are active, italicized are very inactive)
@oliluhackle: gen fandom/art (if im posting its probably to oliluhackle)
@canopy-salad: system blog
@gay-des: hadesgame
@refsforoli: ref blog
@canopystims: stim blog
(dm for nsfw blog and/or ao3)
do not follow (aware these dont work but just so you know the kinds of ppl i keep away from my blog)
terfs, transmeds, truscum, any sort of exclusionist
pedos, MAPs, whatever other acronyms you have idk
sysmeds, fakeclaimers, etc.
generative "ai" users (character.ai, any ai art program, chatgpt, etc. they're annoying as fuck to me just roleplay/learn to draw/write your own shit i dont care why you cant)
some uhhh housekeeping stuff ig
not proship or anti 👍 idrc what you ship as long as you're having fun . if we dont like it we'll block and move on
not a big arguer . if you're annoying we'll probably just block and move on
anything we share that makes us uncomfortable (ex. anything with the "PLEASE dont" label on our pronouns.cc) is smth that if you do it clearly just to make us upset we'll just roll our eyes and move on LMAO <2 dont waste your breath it wont work <<22
I'm just going to say it - body hair (and beauty standards in general) is truly one of the final frontiers of women's issues in the West. Too many women just love their gilded cage too much. It shocks me how virulently women will defend it. I barely open my mouth and the "well I like how it feels. it just makes me feel cleaner. sensory issues. I do it for me. feminism is about choosing (to conform)." brigade come rushing in by the dozens.
Well I don't like how it feels. I don't feel cleaner without body hair. I don't prefer not having body hair. But who will advocate for women like me, but me? For women who do like hair removal, they are advocated for every time they step out of the house and see 99% of the female population also conforming to that standard, or when they watch a movie and see all the shaved actresses, or view an advertisment, or open a magazine, or watch a music video, or scroll through social media, or walk down the streets without receiving insults and glares for having a completely normal bodily feature.
You genuinely can't even point out that hairlessness is a man-made standard without women losing their shit and acting like they are totally immune to propaganda they've been exposed to from birth. I'm so tired.
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
I'm sorry this is the funniest picture I've ever seen cam texting Jimmy like several times a day every day and just. No answer aside from thumbs up react. Brother I would kill myself
what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.
there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.
