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happy april fools. please take this egg

hahahahahha………………..

youve been fooled………………by the april fools beeper……………..it was a fully grown bird the entire time…..no egg………………it tells u it hopes u hav a good april 1st

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I just queued this for a year

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Fuck Pigeons by Felicia Chiao

1 // 2 // 3 // 4 // 5

the-memedaddy

me irl

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

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golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

creekfiend

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

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'kids these days have it easy' thats the point thats the point thats the whole point we're here to make it better for whoever comes after you sad selfish self absorbed puddle of wank

campmiasmas

In the end, my girlfriend became my archenemy, my archenemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it’s high school. SKY HIGH (2005) dir. Mike Mitchell

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Ḟ̴͇͜ě̷̮̕e̴̠͕̓d̵̳̚ ̵̛̞̋m̵̩͎͋e̴͚̜̐̀.̴̬̃ ̶͎̠̒̽F̵̮̹̕ê̶̼e̷̹͘d̷̎̉͜ ̷̩̯̇ų̸̓̐ș̴̺̐̌.̸̱̇̎

milesgmorales

HAPPY TWO YEARS OF SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE Released December 14, 2018

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Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

mlcookies

How lit is this lol

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Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.