I need a orufrey fic that kinda goes like that one meme
Qifrey: Master Beldaruit, Olly and I are dating.
Beldaruit: I’ve known that since you were teens, but thanks for letting me know
Qifrey: We started dating two days ago…
Beldaruit: The fuck were you doing before that??
Olruggio: Told ya we’ve dating for years!












