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So,, I'm I created @/lovely-affections-nymph and uh, I realized I can't send asks, from that since this is my main one so.. I'm just going to, start over? I don't know how to clear this one out with posts, so I'll just use an extra email and create that blog. I probably won't come on here, so... follow the new one which will be like that one up above or almost exact to it, so yeah, I'll follow you guys from there

chell-lesbian

Chell: i wish i could hold your hand

GLaDOS: ok

GLaDOS: *drops a severed hand into chell’s palm*

Chell:

GLaDOS:

Chell:

GLaDOS: all persons deceased during testing become property of aperture science

Chell:

GLaDOS: this is legally my hand

Chell:

GLaDOS: …i have others if you don’t like this one

Chell:

GLaDOS:

Chell (softly, with feeling): w h a t t h e f u c k

transaurus

being called a prince is such a mood i just. want a partner to come up to me and hug me and call me their handsome prince is that so much to ask asjfk

bRO anyone could call me prince and id fucking melt (I'd be very confused but still) like you think I have the charisma? the grace? the ability to be an asshole but like in a cute way?

mr-flamed-maple-deactivated2020

Prince is the ultimate petname

That and knight?? UghhhhHHH

labyrinth-system

*Thinks back to what Pluto called me*

Yep yep, agreed

#art fronting #pluto #asfsdjdjs called me their knight

riot-dog

If you don’t have a basic grasp on the psychology of your students you shouldn’t be a teacher

riot-dog

If you don’t know how to help an overstimulated child with autism, or how to edit your lesson for an Adhd kid to understands then you should not be a teacher, please do research!

riot-dog

I have never had a text post go viral or anything but if I did I would really want it to be this one, I think this is extremely important and I would love to spread the word to aspiring teachers!

riot-dog

I know I keep rebloging this but if someone could tag more big blogs that would be great, this is super important to me and I would really appreciate it if this got to 1000 notes!

tear-dropp-deactivated20241031

in the mood to be hugged for an entire night

marsixm

good morning i regret to inform everyone it is in fact another fucking day

chunkecheeks

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

#i am crying #oop #i mean #it do be right

what-even-is-thiss

You wish for wings or horns or fangs. You wish for powers you can’t control and an ability that you hate. You wish for these things because you are already hated. Already outcasted. Already existing on the fringes of society and you are wishing that it was at least for something cool.

But no. It’s not. It’s not for anything cool. You’re hated because of the most uninteresting normal things in the world. Your coloration, who you love, what you wear, how your mind is wired. It’s all so normal and you can’t stand it. How can they hate you for something so normal? It makes no sense.

So you wish that you had horns instead.

clowniconography

if you don’t have @ least one collection of specific items i literally have nothing more to say to you. we will never relate to each other. however, you cool ass motherfuckers who do collect @ least one type of thing, reblog this post and say what that thing is. i’ll go first: clown dolls and good luck charms

#bones #teeth #can tabs #especially the tabs thar are different colours #d&d dice

foggy-mirror

some one: wow you look so cute!

me: thanks i know!

me internally: its not my body but i know its cute! ‘:D

hissingvirgil

I call this fic: 4 times Logan took Virgil too literally and 1 time he was taken too literally instead

& the one time the roles were reversed

thehugwizard

I just worked for 17 hours straight (hah) and have now been laying in my bed trying to sleep for 3 hours, can I please get a hug? I will give one in return cause you definitely deserve a hug

Of course friendo *gives you a big soft hug and pats your head*

labyrinth-system

*Gives safe happy hug in return* thank you, I hope you have a wonderful huggable day

#thehugwizard #art fronting #much exhaust

mr-flamed-maple-deactivated2020

More beard https://www.instagram.com/p/CAbIu8AAnb3FDTfMwFz7h2_hmM04eDlrNpnR0w0/?igshid=ltbf4jji3n2x

labyrinth-system

You look like my cousin Anthony 👀

moltenstars-deactivated20200722

Hey there, take a moment to read this please!

I know things are pretty bad right now, and you can't help but feel sad but.. please know everything's gonna be okay, hang in there and stay strong. You are so loved and always will be, don't forget that. I know you might feel bad about yourself right now but you are beautiful, we all make mistakes, no one is perfect.

Know you are not alone in these times, everything is gonna be okay. ❤️

skylanth

How to Make Quick and Easy Tattoo Sleeves

Got a cosplay idea but the character has lots of arm (or leg) tattoos? Don’t feel like painting on yourself with body paints or hunting down that horrendously expensive temporary tattoo paper? Here’s a quick tutorial for making tattoo sleeves using nylons and sharpie markers!

Upsides:

- Supplies are cheap! You may even have many or all the supplies you need right at home.

- Quick and not very messy! No paint is involved, and sharpie marker dries instantly.

- Easy! Great artistic skill not required.

- They move with your skin! People have legit thought these were real tattoos. From a distance, yes, but I had guys at cons with actual ink on their arms come over to compliment on my full (fake) sleeves.

- You get to eat pringles! More on that later.

Downsides:

- They are delicate. Nylons get holes in them super easy and forearms run into stuff, lean against things, and generally make it hard for the sleeves to survive. But if you only need them for a weekend, that’s ok.

- I haven’t experimented too much, but unfortunately this technique probably doesn’t work for wearers with darker skin tones. Sharpie ink is transparent, so any color it rests on just multiplies and the tattoo won’t show up very well. You’ll want to go the fabric paint or body paint route to get the best bold, bright tats.

- Can’t do white sections, because sharpie ink is transparent and doesn’t come in white. I leave them blank and they read OK, but the white areas will always be pink, tan, brown, etc. unless you dab in a little fabric paint, which will not be covered in this tutorial.

- Sharpie is supposed to be permanent marker, but on skin…it’s not. The ink will most likely wear off onto adjacent clothes. Not that big of a deal for me, as I tend to wear my tats with white shirts that can be bleached, but other shirts may not survive as well.

OK, let’s go! Here are your supplies:

You’ll need a pair of nylons, scissors, tape, a set of sharpies, your designs printed out on 8.5 x 11 paper, some bracelets, and a can of Pringles. You can use any design you want, of course, but Here is the link to these fine Newt Kaiju tattoo designs.

If your nylons have an undies part, cut the legs off and wear the undies on your head for the rest of the tutorial, if desired. Put the legs on your arm like so, and cut the toes off so you can slip your hand through. You can cut some of the top of the sleeve off as well, but don’t cut too much because you can’t put it back on if your sleeves are too short.

Here are my creepy sleeves. Now for the pringles.

Tape your design template to the Pringles can. It doesn’t reach all the way around but eh. The Pringles can gives you a nice stable surface to draw on that is roughly the shape and size of an arm. It’s a little short, so just roll up the rest of the nylon above the workspace and adjust both template and nylon down when you get to working on that part of the sleeve.

Color with the markers! I recommend doing the colored areas first and then doing the black outlines on top of it, to avoid the black ink contaminating the ink pads of the lighter markers. Remember how that always happens to the yellow ones? Eww. Nylons are thin and slide around a bit, so it’s best to use short strokes and dotting to get the ink on.

Take the template off the Pringles tube, flip the paper to the blank side and put it back on again. The paper collects the extra ink, so it’s hard to see any missed spots. Now you can see any bits you may have missed. Fill them in for completion. Also, the paper doesn’t manage to wrap all the way around the Pringles can, so now is the time to free-hand a bit of the design where the template doesn’t reach. For Newt tattoos, that’s the back of the arm.

When you’re all done coloring, put them on!

There’s a rough end to the tattoo right at the wrist, of course. Disguise where the sleeve ends and your skin begins with some pretty bracelets:

There we are, much better!

Now…you’re done! Have some Pringles!

shinierchrystal

SLAMS THE REBLOG BUTTON

hollowedskin

from a tattooist perspective: use the navy sharpie not the black or blue for your lines, they will look like healed black ink.

hroethvitnir

This is amazing. Particularly “if your nylons have an undies part, cut the legs off and wear the undies on your head for the rest of the tutorial, if desired.”

taylortut

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

taylortut

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything