a life without love... is no life at all!

Casey/26/California transplant in New Orleans Graduated from CSULB with honors and shit. My primary interests are religion, food, and Halloween. Female, liberal, figuring shit out. Fourth generation Californian. Poet, actress, writer, cook, minimum wage-earner. I believe in positivity. In liking myself and other people. In making friends. In enjoying life. In rough sex and selfish orgasms and booty calls at midnight. In writing my life story in poem form. Currently serving: in a fancy restaurant in the French Quarter. Relationship status: New York Shitty ❤.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

me at 3am: [crying]

husband: omg what’s wrong

me, shaking: nothing…

him: it’s ok just say it

me: idk i just feel like if we were born as worms u wouldn’t like me .. would u even marry me ? whatever just forget it …

[brilliantlyhorrid]

I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

[wizzard890]

carry me into the sunset, my cephalopod prince

[theshmaylor]

friends, you don’t understand. This ad campaign was goddamn HUGE. They bought out the entirety of multiple train stations in Boston with these. There are so many more, and they’re all this same beautiful combination of questionable/amazing.

[poppetawoppet]

@lynne-monstr

[lynne-monstr]

This is the best thing in my life

[shitposting-puppet]

Great, now we gotta kinkshame the cephlapods

[ruffboi-mags]

1) the cephalopods have done nothing, these adverts were made by humans, do not blame these innocent creatures for the things that make you uncomfortable.

2) Jellies are not cephalopods they’re medusozoas

3) …ngl i really really love cephalopods i think they’re fascinating and octopodes especially are SUPER THRILLING to me because they’re so fucking smart, and I would feel, frankly, honored to be embraced by an octopus.

…It’s just occurred to me that I am possibly part of the target demographic for this ad campaign.

[ampervadasz]

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

[froze]

they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

[wizardshark]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

[be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Deep Dish Double Chocolate Breakfast Cookie

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[protectts-deactivated20210217]

[bisexualgambit]

You know….. sometimes mom humor? It slaps hdjdbxkhfkfjfodjkx

[arctic-silence]

i wish my cats would tolerate this.

[justbadpuns]

MY GOD

[notallmensheviks]

this person’s response to being constantly assaulted by their own cats is to hide inside an enclosed tent in their living room

[jjustwantobehere]

@arkatrine

[prokopetz]

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

[burnt-kloverfield]

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

[prokopetz]

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

[princessbonecrimes]

Hobbes: MROW

Hobbes: [expectant look]

Me, getting down on the floor: Yeah, bud?

Hobbes: [bonks his nose into my nose and smears his cat snot on my face]

Me: I see

[randomthingsthatilike1]

fun fact the west coast does not have cicadas so you can imagine my surprise when my LA ass moved to Philly for college when all the trees started screaming while they’ve been on fire plenty of times where I’m from they never screamed

[physticuffs]

i’m c r y i n g

like consciously i know biodiversity exists but i guess i just never considered the fact that some people don’t have the experience where you just wake up one day to all of nature fucking shrieking like hellspawn and you’re like “huh guess it’s that season!”

[caiju]

Also what's that toad doing hopping down the sidewalk. Is he lost, is someone looking for him?

What do you mean he's a wild animal.

[theavengers]

Tessa Thompson and Chris Hemsworth on the set of ‘Men in Black’

[talkgentlytome]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anditslove]

[foeyedcurls]

Did I SAY I was finished with the baby greens?!?!??!

[onefineflip]

such an aggressive tiny animal