Alianora the Confounding

I cast Maze idiot (Picrew icon by @iamthetwi)

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Go ahead and call the cops, I'll put them in an extradimensional maze

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[groveofgreen]

[egg-tats]

god forbid a company have a retirement plan 🙄

[jame7t]

welcome to my weird little place

[cryptotheism]

My warpick

[jame7t]

stop adding your warpick to all my posts

[sunsofcarcosa]

my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "honorable knight" youll be zonked out of your gourd

me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: only in death does duty end

my buddy pacing: i am the sword and the hand that wields it

[cryptotheism]

haha yeah man thats hilarious [suddenly lunges at you with my stupid rapier]

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Defensive Measures (2026)

[hag-lad]

@knightinpinkunderwear

[robotblues]

the brothers Area

[friend-crow]

[birds-in-posts]

Kelp gull (Larus dominicanus)

[deathtofun]

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

[regularlesbian]

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

[villainessbian]

*screams of a witch burning at the stake*

THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO

*Gregorian chanting*

13.21

*leper bell ringing*

HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM

*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*

WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES

LITURGIES

AND MORE LITURGIES

*Templar knights praying out loud*

THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

[wtnvibes]

[prinnay]

[Spectra Knight]

[conzoop]

happy skeleton warrior week, keep those bones strong!

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

[copperbadge]

"I hate when King Arthur has all these fussy little steps" -- Camelot cleaning staff, probably

[guilhernunes]

ancient creature of darkness ready to open her heart and adopt a puppy

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[filibusterfrog]

pen still broken!!!!!!!! posting study backlog til the replacement arrives

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[never-obsolete]