Alianora the Confounding

I cast Maze idiot (Picrew icon by @iamthetwi)

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Go ahead and call the cops, I'll put them in an extradimensional maze

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

that guy's ok... he pays me a tithe. that guy doesn't pay me a tithe - we don't see eye to eye. oh, here comes a big tither. love this guy

[analog-wizard]

baby’s name is jean genet now sorry baby

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Aw dammit did I miss my chance to do you a great service in exchange for which you name your firstborn after me

[analog-wizard]

youve never done me a service our relationship at this point is i call you gay occasionally

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Well yeah obviously I haven't done it Yet, I'm waiting until I can get a firstborn name out of the deal

Also are you just talking about how it's a changeling or do you have another fucking kid

[analog-wizard]

i did not birth jean genet, which I feel is important to the whole first born thing

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Nahhh not for my purposes

[analog-wizard]

stay away from jean genet

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

I already said my purposes are to have your firstborn named after me as recompense for great service!! Don't make it weird!!

[analog-wizard]

baby’s name is jean genet now sorry baby

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Aw dammit did I miss my chance to do you a great service in exchange for which you name your firstborn after me

[analog-wizard]

youve never done me a service our relationship at this point is i call you gay occasionally

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Well yeah obviously I haven't done it Yet, I'm waiting until I can get a firstborn name out of the deal

Also are you just talking about how it's a changeling or do you have another fucking kid

[analog-wizard]

i did not birth jean genet, which I feel is important to the whole first born thing

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Nahhh not for my purposes

[analog-wizard]

baby’s name is jean genet now sorry baby

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Aw dammit did I miss my chance to do you a great service in exchange for which you name your firstborn after me

[analog-wizard]

youve never done me a service our relationship at this point is i call you gay occasionally

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Well yeah obviously I haven't done it Yet, I'm waiting until I can get a firstborn name out of the deal

Also are you just talking about how it's a changeling or do you have another fucking kid

[analog-wizard]

baby’s name is jean genet now sorry baby

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Aw dammit did I miss my chance to do you a great service in exchange for which you name your firstborn after me

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[imb0ring]

I would too ngl

[vimmie-vexes-1212]

this is good shit

[itsmissing]

design comm for a "cambrian explosion wizard"

[itsmissing]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[gobusto]

saw someone mix up "abysmal" and "abyssal" today, so as a reminder:

her skills are abysmal = she is unskilled

her skills are abyssal = her abilities draw upon the forbidden power of the dark void

[plutoniumeye]

!!! DAME THOMASIN DESJARDINS from THE EARLDOM OF HARTVALE-ON-MARSH is a DAME !!!

[plutoniumeye]

!!! ALIANORA THE CONFOUNDING is GAY !!!

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Yeah okay I walked into that one

Happy pride everyone

[plutoniumeye]

!!! DAME THOMASIN DESJARDINS from THE EARLDOM OF HARTVALE-ON-MARSH is a DAME !!!

[plutoniumeye]

a joyful picture from earlier in the girl's night! i did forget when i took the picture that neither my partner nor i photograph well (which is a shame because my outfit was a real hum-dinger,) but i thought it would be a nice thing to share all the same.

from left to right, we have the gracious @labyrinthinedemiplane, my darling, and myself!

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Fuuuuck yeah that's my girlssssss 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Bring Juvie next time and he can play with my familiar 🐀

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[unyieldingsilence]

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

[analog-wizard]

gay

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

My fuckign minotaur :(((

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

She just. Keeps coming back??? Like what the fuck she's found like seven different exits into various different realms and like sometimes she'll leave for a day or two but then the next morning there she fuckin is again with her little fuckin hand-drawn map and a new supply of provisions

She's making Friends with the Monsters like what the Fuck who Does That!!! Even Guard Who Always Tells The Truth has just been telling her which way to go like come On man okay A. What the hell am I paying you for and B. I thought we were friends dawg what the fuck!

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Okay I did the whole song and dance of appearing before her after she defeated my three-headed dragon (Not thrilled about that btw :/) and congratulating her condescendingly on her progress, etc etc, you know the drill

Anyway this MOTHERFUCKER had the GALL to be all "'tis an honor to at last meet the mage behind so fiendish a dungeon as this" and "it dishonors me that I am forced to slay a lady such as thee, but alas thy reign must end here"

So needless to say I am sending the tarrasque after her

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Getting pretty sick of watching her fuckin heroic escapades and near-death escapes thank gods she's nearing the entrance to my tower. No fuckin way she's getting up all those stairs in that armor

Plus, y'know, the traps. But those stairs though, they're rough

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck og fuckf ohfucko hfuck fidnck

She's halfway up the tower

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Shit where are my good robes

Augh it's been so long since I've had to do a monologue fuuuck what's the acronym for how to structure them

Gods I should have paid more attention in wizard college

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

So that

went

well

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one

[analog-wizard]

gay

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

My fuckign minotaur :(((

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

She just. Keeps coming back??? Like what the fuck she's found like seven different exits into various different realms and like sometimes she'll leave for a day or two but then the next morning there she fuckin is again with her little fuckin hand-drawn map and a new supply of provisions

She's making Friends with the Monsters like what the Fuck who Does That!!! Even Guard Who Always Tells The Truth has just been telling her which way to go like come On man okay A. What the hell am I paying you for and B. I thought we were friends dawg what the fuck!

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Okay I did the whole song and dance of appearing before her after she defeated my three-headed dragon (Not thrilled about that btw :/) and congratulating her condescendingly on her progress, etc etc, you know the drill

Anyway this MOTHERFUCKER had the GALL to be all "'tis an honor to at last meet the mage behind so fiendish a dungeon as this" and "it dishonors me that I am forced to slay a lady such as thee, but alas thy reign must end here"

So needless to say I am sending the tarrasque after her

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Getting pretty sick of watching her fuckin heroic escapades and near-death escapes thank gods she's nearing the entrance to my tower. No fuckin way she's getting up all those stairs in that armor

Plus, y'know, the traps. But those stairs though, they're rough

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck og fuckf ohfucko hfuck fidnck

She's halfway up the tower

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

Shit where are my good robes

Augh it's been so long since I've had to do a monologue fuuuck what's the acronym for how to structure them

Gods I should have paid more attention in wizard college

[analog-wizard]

good luck on your date 👍

[labyrinthinedemiplane]

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