[lacasatrobed]

troy and abed in some textposts (1/?)

[yesterdaysprint]

Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924

[gablehood]

[max1461]

40% really is the 50% of 80%...

[hustlerose]

cmon show a little cleavage bro its tasteful

[important-animal-images]

[theoutcastrogue]

[hilsonisthecure]

medical malpractice? not to me. not if it’s you.

[somethingclever666]

Watching a new sitcom is just “oh so that’s where that meme comes from”

[cannibalize]

matching shirts for you and your bff

[b1cr1ptic]

yo hoy, harta, HARTISIMA: ah, si, el mood perfecto para dibujar unos sakusas

[gorbling]

you go to block a porn bot and it has a picture of you as its icon

[gorbling]

[viejospellejos]

[that-house]

little man you are straight up going nowhere

[wordfather]

i am aware of the problems. however. i would rather be comfy in my bed. good night.

[snime]

WHOA kids born in 13 will be turning 2000 this year

[whynotfabulous]

Being followed by a car for 2 turns in the city: "I'm about to be murdered. Let me call my mom and write my will because this is it"

Being followed by a car for 6 hours on country highways: "The relationship between Blue Subaru and I is beyond compare. We're family. My road brother."

[whynotfabulous]

You get it

[memorycycle]

dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

[mantaradio]

can't get an algorithm like this on twitter

[thealphapigeon]

Just ate an entire pear that was so good and so juicy i started gnawing on it with both hands like an animal and the face my supervisor made when he passed by my desk while I was absolutely consumed by my pear fueled bacchanal was Something i have never seen someone look so tired and also so upset and also also so envious

[thealphapigeon]

Had another pear today it was even JUICIER than the pear I had yesterday and had to eat over my trashcan so I didn't get juice all over myself and while I was hunched over lost in the sauce I heard the deepest sigh and when I looked up my supervisor was standing over me like

[thealphapigeon]

Called out in the company group chat

[thealphapigeon]

My coworker just completely killed me by casually throwing "you can lead a horse to water but if you drown it you have to walk back" into the conversation