Zonker Harris did Nothing Wrong

Zack Borough, 28, Earth (( Homestuck OC sideblog! ))

[shivuyi]

[jmkitsune]

@lolo9000

[lackadaisyinquirer]

It is now

Time for Crab

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

[rubykgrant]

these puppets are more real than real people

[baguel-bytes-deactivated2021042]

and somehow i’m both

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[source]

[datkooby]

THE FUN IS JUST STARTING

The START IS JUST FUNNING

THE FART IS JUST STUNNING

THE STUN IS JUST FARTING

No one lands in my cock

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[sandsvendor100]

GEROLD!!!!!!!

HOW MANY TIME I TOLDED YOU

NOT TO SMÆNCH MY TUMPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR HAVE NO RASPECT FOR MY LITTLE TUMP I HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!!!!!!

GEROLG HELL TO YOU FOOL ! 

DULLARD

[lackadaisyinquirer]

I fucking love Tumblr.

[outsidewolves]

I found a strange box at work

[runcibility]

ellingson.tv on instagram

[littleguysdaily]

[mtsodie]

free range boyfriend

[retrogamingblog2]

[bokettochild]

I will never get over how much I love this comic

[homunculus-argument]

The delightful thing about Tumblr is that there's such a wide range of the kind of lives people are living, and they'll all update the mundane of their lives. Someone's worst rock bottom looks nowhere as bad as someone's best day ever, and sometimes you're just baffled. You could scroll past a post saying

Found a pistachio on the floor. No idea how long it's been there. Didn't eat it. #selfimprovement

And you're like alright yeah good for you. Glad that you're no longer doing. whatever it was that you were doing before.

[lackadaisyinquirer]

Grundor has escaped his masters yoke and is becoming his own goblin at last.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[wizardlyghost]

[enlightenedshadowwizard]

[lackadaisyinquirer]

Or, as we say in the old internet, Death-Defying Decemberween.

[lackadaisyinquirer]

A park! We opened a park and it has rides! And I'm gonna ride the rides and I don't care if I look silly.

[duckdotcom]

oof! ouch! hang on there's something stuck in my shoe *I remove my shoe and turn it over and a small wooden structure tumbles out* well fuck. looks like someone built a little birdhouse in my sole

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