Laconic Teapot

*Honorary Swede* Robert - 25 - Double G&T

[the-letter-why-in-parenthesis]

I’m not into pranking people, so I decided I’d show you some animals that look silly instead.

Andean Cock of the Rocks (ALWAYS WATCHING)

Arabian sand boas (DOING THEIR BEST)

Dik diks (SMALL?????????)

Softshell turtles (SMOOTH BOYS)

Christmas tree worms (FESTIVE FRIENDS)

Saiga antelopes (I LOVE YOU BUT WHY)

Baikal seals (ROUND BOYS)

[evilvvitch]

I refuse to believe any of these are real

[taibhsearachd]

Tibetan Foxes are also very good:

[mrrrjjjreblog]

All of these look like my attempts to draw animals

[angrytexastoast]

Then know you drew one, just jot the one you intended. Sometimes the greatest achievements are someone elses greatest mistakes.

[alexeivtoroi]

[fuspena]

Xavier Serrano

[882]

[changingtimechangingpace]

[pokekmon-deactivated20170218]

which spongebob character is the white gay friend

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

larry the lobster next question

[moomwdwmfqn-deactivated20171118]

larry is that type of gay w/ masc4masc and “no fats no fems” on his Floundr bio

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Floundr bio I’m out

[radiumdesu]

i had to read this on my dash and now you have to too

[fluffyrabidkitten]

How dare you do that to Larry. He is pure and precious and he would not discriminate against fat people in his bio. You ever watch the episodes with him in it? He’s always super nice when it comes to Spongebob’s lack of muscle and always tried to encourage him. Shame on you.

[surprisebitch]

drag them!

[3000gayteen]

He’s nice to Spongebob because Spongebob is a twink.

[surprisebitch]

true. but Spongebob is also fem so

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

So that would mean Patrick is a bear?

[hamhamclubhouse]

I wanna fuck sandy squirrels

[surprisebitch]

… anyway.. point is Larry the Lobster is a fem ally, accepts every gay, and he encourages everyone to be the best they can be

And from what i heard recently, Larry deleted his Floundr since he started dating Don the Whale who’s an MoC (mammal of colour) and is bestfriends with intersectional feminist woke icon Sandy Cheeks

If anyone’s problematic, it’s squidward’s lazy ass who probably has “discreet” on his profile, only sends torso pics, and would block you when you ask for a face pic

and yes Patrick is a bear who’s a twink chaser hence, his need to accompany spongebob in almost every episode. he want that spussy

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[khangoftheworld]

I choked because of this

[pymdn-deactivated20221205]

I died at spussy and twinkbob

[laconicteapot]

I swear to god, Tumblr...

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when he finally hit it right

[dilfweed]

Delete this

[nowness]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[it-mii]

If this ain’t me

[sixpenceee]

The letter A. Watch this video until the end! (Source)

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

[helila]

this is it

everyone else can go home now

[glutegpt]

[laconicteapot]

Happy New Year wherever you are 😘

[laconicteapot]

When you're working class, but trying to be fancy af

[pettyboy]

when ur in geography class but u don’t know what’s happening

[laconicteapot]

Best First Gay Pride EVER. - - - Credit: @tammypovey #pride #gaypride #gaypride2017 #pride2017 #londonpride #prideinlondon #instagay #gay #gayboys #gayboy #gayuk #firstpride #croptop #gaykiss (at London, United Kingdom)

[laconicteapot]

French Bramble - - - #cocktails #london #piccadilly (at Le Méridien Piccadilly)

[laconicteapot]

No Wi-fi. Talk to eachother. #india #varkala #indianholiday #travel #holiday #breakfast #wifi #darjeelingcafe (at Darjeeling Cafe - Varkala)