[raisinchallah]

my review of the mtv teen wolf ao3 top 10 ships

[tiktaalic]

Derek hale voice I Always Got Bullied & Called Names For Being Too Pretty. The Kids Always Called Me "Pretty Face". #growinguppretty

[lacrossemetaphor]

i hate when musicians work with the same producer for 9 albums in a row. like kill that thing taylor

[wellwaterhysteria]

also i really love it when people tag teen wolf as tw. like yeah you're so accidentally right that absolutely is a trigger warning. none of it's a coincidence.

[dancefloors]

[lacrossemetaphor]

little brother home from school review: he’s like a time capsule of october because that was the last time he had free time so he keeps talking about house of the dragon. we’ve watched 3 christopher nolan movies in 2 days. he’s very good at plot twists but very bad at remembering that characters operate on emotion not logic so we both have our strengths. having a blast😁

[tess-mercer]

[tiktaalic]

i REALLY like. teen wolf said. you only get blue eyes if you're evil

[tiktaalic]

When’s people would go. If you hate sam or cas? dean would hate you and you’re not a real Dean fan. And I would go in my head. Well he’s fake and not real and also stupid as all hell. Hope this helps. But when people write paragraphs about how Scott sucks so bad and they do it while throwing in Stiles Deserves So Much Better I’m like you fucking idiot. You don’t understand anything. That’s his best friend. That’s his favorite person in the entire world. If you said any of these words in the vicinity of stiles he would get Isaac to punch your teeth out.

[wellwaterhysteria]

loving your recent teen wolf posting ✨

thanks i'm posting about it a normal amount.

[wellwaterhysteria]

stiles stilinski -> mean little girl. scott mccall -> nice little boy. lydia martin -> "i think i know more about american girl dolls than you do, genius" little girl. allison argent -> not allowed pets after what happened to the neighbour's hamster that one time little girl. kira yukimura -> "a genuine pleasure to have in my class" little girl. derek hale -> strange and sullen little girl, then confident and smiley teenage boy, and then strange and sullen little girl again. malia tate -> coyote. isaac lahey -> sensitive little girl. jackson whittemore -> unpleasant little boy. peter hale -> frighteningly adept at manipulation, possibly the blueprint for damien from the omen except blonde little boy. vernon boyd -> a disconcerting amount of gravitas little boy. erica reyes -> can't understand why no one wants to wrestle with her at lunchtime little girl.

[wellwaterhysteria]

stiles stilinski was the original purveyor of the "i hope jakey DIES" mentality. like scott......he literally hopes jakey fucking dies. you have to stop getting new boy best friends.

[lacrossemetaphor]

teen wolf s2e10

all you missed in episode 9 was allison’s mom killing herself (by stabbing herself) because derek bit her

she did this in allison’s bed “to feel closer to her” rip betty’s mom 2.0 you were betty’s mom right up until the end

allison gets to go crazy and smash everything in her room after her moms death dean winchester style

unfortunately for me she really wants to kill derek right now

it turns out Matt From School has been behind all the kanima murders and his tragic backstory is that the 2006 swim team tried to drown him

the actor is putting his whole heart into it but unfortunately my eyes have been glazing over when he’s on screen all season

at the end of the episode gerard drowns him in the river

really great part is scott’s mom finding out he is a werewolf. when the monster looks up at someone he loves and they run away in horror. hits every timeee

[lacrossemetaphor]

the glow up from being controlled by your insane hot girlfriend to dumping her & turning into a creature & being magically controlled by allison’s evil grandpa >>

[lacrossemetaphor]

guide to a happy & fulfilling life:

- read 1 book a week

- duolingo streak

- blog about teen wolf

[lacrossemetaphor]

i love watching crazy people interact. teen wolf forever

[deanwinchesterapologist]

refer to teen wolf as "the text"