Random Likes

INTP. Ravenclaw. I have know idea what I’m doing. My posts are random things I like that make me lol, think, smile or fuel my diminished sense of social justice. My likes revolve around my fandoms. Cheers.

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[urbanlegends]

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[spriteisnotasoda]

what is going on behind those eyes

[mostlycatsmostly]

*dial up sound*

[tropiyas]

shawty got them evil bottom jeans

[tropiyas]

boots with the curse

[omnybus]

The dark cult was chanting in verse

She bathed in gore

Rose from the tomb

Shawdy brought Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, doom

[tastefullyoffensive]

[queer-is-future-deactivated2025]

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Also because my exact address in Queertown is usually nobody's business.

[toastbutteregg]

[yesjesshirecat]

I will now be referring to coffee as ‘doo doo juice’

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[meow-moment]

[unterwaesche]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i hate hate hate that the “NINEteenth century” is talking about the EIGHTEEN hundreds. i know why this happens mathematically and stuff. but isn’t it just so fucked up? doesn’t it feel so wrong? dont you have to fight with your brain to reconcile the difference? is this not a sign of humanity’s eternal despair?

[grickle14]

A Lizard Wizard and a Croc Warlock getting ready to battle!

[the-haiku-bot]

A Lizard Wizard

and a Croc Warlock getting

ready to battle!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gretchensinister]

One of the most life-changing things I ever learned came from Mythbusters, where they tested and proved (with cognitive testing puzzles and reaction time tests) that lying down and resting with the intention to sleep STILL provided significant mental benefits over just staying awake, even if a person couldn’t fall asleep in the amount of time they had. 

It helps me to actually sleep to know that just lying down with my eyes closed is still doing me some good, and helps me to not freak out/beat myself up when I stay up later than intended. Any amount of rest is better than no rest!

So if you didn’t know that…now you do

[rogha]

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

[dduane]

One instructor in nursing school, fifty years ago: “If you can’t sleep, rest. If you can’t rest, at least lie down and pretend.”

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[a-book-of-creatures]

Ocean

[crevicedwelling]

Ocean but right off the shore of Malaysian Borneo I could swim to hang out with the orangutans and millipede-mimicking-millipede-eating centipedes

[wizardbones]

near a mountain called maja bushit let’s just see

[insufficiently-advanced]

seven clicks to not get ocean and it put me in siberia so i'm gonna freeze in like twenty minutes. i have the body shape and temperature tolerance of a desert rain frog

[yesjesshirecat]

Mauritania

[lover-suggestion]

today i overheard a girl say "no, f*ck that. i will be lovely to everyone. maybe some people will remember they have a heart."

[lover-suggestion]

[phantomrose96]

“Pan-Asian does not mean pansexual Asian” -14 year old kid in class today, explaining to his friend why he is in the Pan-Asian club

[phantomrose96]

It was even funnier tuning in halfway to this conversation because the first part I heard was the friend asking if the kid was pretending to be gay in order to put the Pan-Asian club on his resume

[phantomrose96]

Just like bipoc…

[papayatayto]

I M LEVITATING IS THAT NOT WHAT BIPOC EANS

[phantomrose96]

buddy.....

[orchidvioletindigo]

It should 100% be illegal for companies to make you give them your payment information when you sign up for a free trial version of their product. It is not necessary and there is no good fucking reason for them to do it. It’s blatantly just so they can steal forgetful customers’ money.

[saint-batrick]

oh hey, thanks for reminding me to cancel a free trial i had going on.

[tattooedzombigirl]

Reblog to save an unnecessary charge cause it also reminded me to cancel a trial lol

[elphabaskufi]

Literally why my account just hit 1.00

[everythingfox]

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