[piesandswords]

checking your phone in the middle of a task

[reidwithagun]

Me all day every day.

[astrangergivingthestrangewelcome]

Anyway that line in Over The Garden Wall where Beatrice’s mom goes “you’re no good to your brother dead” and Wirt goes “I was never any good to him alive either” before marching out into the cold was so fucking raw and went so hard, that’s it that’s the post guys.

[pollyjean]

did any other closeted lesbians/bi girls in 2015 feel a strange connection to the song riptide by vance joy and learn all the words and chords and sing it to themselves all the time or did i just have bad taste

[mmcoconut]

speed paint of Il Gattopardo (1963)

[clayjokes]

The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water

[en-futubandera]

[joshpeck]

truly could’ve never guessed the second half of this 5 second video

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[coltre]

heart: *develops feelings* brain : no nO NO NOOO (chorus:no no no) stick to the status quo

[academiiae]

alright. new trend. its called illiterature and you're only allowed to contribute if you're stupid.

[lunarmoment]

my time has come

[alienscumbag]

[dunmertitty]

these are literally the only villain redemption arcs that are good, so if you’re a writer, take notes:

zuko

megamind

dr doofenshmirtz

[princesszeldazbyebye-deactivate]

Real Talk kids in future generations NEED to keep watching Avatar the Last Airbender and we should preserve it for them. And I’m not saying that like “hur hur har har cartoons were better when I was young” because that’s objectively not true, I mean it like “the first time you see uncle iroh sing leaves from the vine and cry is an experience that metaphysically changes you”

[ethiopienne]

[postwhitesociety-deactivated201]

hm

[pervocracy]

I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from:

1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear.  ”She said she doesn’t want to talk to me?  So many mixed messages and confusing signals!”

2) Women not having cheat codes.  ”I tried being nice, and she didn’t have sex with me.  I tried being an asshole, and she didn’t have sex with me.  Come on, there’s got to be some kind of solution to this puzzle!”

3) Women not being a hive mind.  ”First a woman told me that she likes guys with big muscles.  Then the very next day a woman told me she thinks muscles aren’t attractive at all.  Make up your mind, women!”

4) An individual woman doing something confusing, and instead of asking “why is she doing this now?” men ask “why do women always do this?”

[hand-it-over-blog]

Always reblog

[galadhir]

Women being human and men expecting something simpler than that.

[diego-hargreeves]

The Hargreeves family as John Mulaney quotes.

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[000000000000000i0-deactivated20]

true Pisces fashion

[prokopetz]

Consider:

Victorian England: 1867-1901

American Old West: 1803-1912

Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912

French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

[medievalpoc]

It really just comes down to whether a given individual or group is looking for reasons to include, or reasons to exclude. Hypothetical groups like these can go a lot further than this, too.

[spader7]

OK I WANT THIS REALLY BAD SO I MADE THIS REALLY QUICK

[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.