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You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

goetic-justice

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

ladentity

Oh no! Brainfreeze.

dustbunnyaac

I think any time anyone has a migraine $2,000 should be directly deposited in their bank account as compensation

ladentity

I'd be rich

#chronic migraines ayo

the-big-mood

#punchline to a thing no one has seen yet

lavender-town-radio

did you know they made the clinical term for the disability that makes you struggle to spell things a fucking hell word to spell

transfemmbeatrice

starting a collection. please add on

fairytalefem

transfemmbeatrice

thebadchoicemachine

dxmedstudent

This is how you do a meme. I don’t want to tell anyone my name or my bra size or my date of birth on the internet. Why can’t we make memes using useless and non-personal data points?

were--ralph

fucking. Shoelace Con. Im…..dashcon

ladentity

Discourse Superhell.

#fml

pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250

i love posts that are like “life doesn’t end at 25! it’s ok to have new experiences and meet new people at 26, or even 27 :-)”

ladentity

I'm 25, thank god I can still meet new people and do new things for a couple years still I was worried.

desinteresse

Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands

desinteresse

Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.

desinteresse

Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer

ladentity

I'm not a lesbian but I have been told I'm the ideal boyfriend of various straight girls.

Unfortunately I am not quite a man and I'm aro so my friends will have to put up with my desire to dance with them in the subway or read to them when they are in the hospital.

kragehund-est

did you memorize the 5 species of salmon in the pacific-northwest using a mnemonic on your hand? or do i gotta teach you?

kragehund-est

ok listen up, i'm only gonna say this once:

PINKY is PINK SALMON (self explanatory)

RING FINGER is SILVER SALMON (like a silver wedding ring)

MIDDLE FINGER is KING SALMON (longest finger is the king)

INDEX FINGER is SOCKEYE SALMON (because when you point, you can jab someone in the eye)

THUMB is CHUM SALMON (because it rhymes

good, now that we've cleared that up, go forth and conquer.

ofishal-fish-posts

official fish post

wifehaver103947

thefabelmans2022

if you've seen monty python and the holy grail was it shown to you by:

my dad

my history teacher

myself?

a friend

another family member

another teacher/lecturer/professor/in an academic context

other

i haven't seen it (my mother was a hamster and my father smelt of elderberries)

Voting ended onOct 17, 2023

ladentity

...I was shown by my uncle who definitely has had kids with at least 3 women and who knows if there are more so uh... I guess I'm all yall's cousin. Hi?

#is this what they mean by found family

thereignclub-trc

I just want to remind you that sometimes your life really doesn't begin until you are 26+... Romanticizing and obsessing over our youth is harmful. Growing up is beautiful. Discovering who you are and how you interact with the world is a gift. Maturing and learning what you truly want out of life and living in that purpose brings fulfillment and peace. Your life is not over in your early 20's because you haven't figured it out yet, it's just beginning.

ladentity

thank god I can't wait to have a life next year. I stopped reading at 26 I'm sure the rest is like uplifting and stuff.

afloweroutofstone

The whole damn state works for the feds

marxheadroom-deactivated2024012

"average Virginian into interrogation kink” factoid actualy just statistical error. average virginian fantasizes interrogation 0 times per year. CIA, who lives in Langley & thinks about interrogation over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

ethically-sourced-pizza

What the fuck does this mean?

fluffmugger

Catholic to goth pipeline functioning as intended.

pyrebomb

"average Louisianan into crucifixion play" just statistical error. average Louisianan fantasizes about crucifixion 0 times per year. Anne Rice, who lived in New Orleans and thought about crucifixion 10,000 times per day, was an outlier and should not have been counted.

ladentity

... As someone from louisiana I actually do think it is in fact accurate, as funny as Spiders Georging Anne Rice is to me.

#amongst other things #that might give me insight into this