Peter Solarz
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
JBB: An Artblog!
RMH
almost home
oozey mess
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dirt enthusiast
Xuebing Du
blake kathryn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
JVL
noise dept.
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@lady-flxme
I’m
⚪️ Straight
⚪️ Gay
🔘 traveling around with the boner squad and I never get to say what I’m feeling! I have emotions! It’s not all ‘Abra-ca-fuck-you’ and what have you! I have a beating heart! I’m multi-dimensional! I’m a fully-realized creation! Fuck!
boy…
Another palette challenge request. This is Lup in 46!
Barry and lup documentary-ing everyone. Lucritia. Magnus. Merle. Davenpo- MERLE STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE THE PLANT.
lup: tonight, dear viewers, is a very special night.
barry: indeed it is. it’s not every day the ipre is honored for its undeniable contributions to saving all worlds as we know them—well, it kinda is. we’re kind of a big deal.
lup: damn right we are.
barry: anyway, that’s why we’re currently coming to you live from one of neverwinter’s most exclusive galas.
lup: in case any of you were wondering why doctor bluejeans and i look so ridiculously sexy, there you go.
barry: anyway, we’re here tonight observing our fellow saviors’ attempts to be dignified. my colleague and beautiful wife here has taken to calling it the FASF—
lup: the fancy as fuck factor.
barry: of course. but appearances can be deceiving. taako, for instance, has an incredibly high visual FASF. look at that gown. if looks could kill, we would most certainly be liches right now.
lup: but the DOD—oh, that’s the degree of dorkdom—the DOD is way too high. especially next to his husband.
barry: unquestionably. y’know who’s really, truly fascinating to me, though? lucretia.
lup: oh, lucretia. viewers, if ever there was a paradox in human form. she’s the picture of regality, and i think i just saw her put five slices of mango in her purse.
barry: we just don’t know what to make of her.
lup: magnus, on the other hand, is almost too easy. a sleeveless tuxedo? i say this with only the truest scientific objectivity at heart, but mr. burnsides… ya basic.
barry: see, you’d think cap’n’port would have the highest FASF factor, and you’d be right. but that’s not saying much. y’know, my fellow scientist, i actually haven’t seen him in awhile.
lup: yeah, he’s drag racing battlewagons with a couple donors in the garden.
barry: uh—
lup: but you didn’t hear that from me. oh! here comes our fifth subject!
barry: i feel like merle should get a higher FASF just for the ingenuity of the tuxedo sleeves.
lup: you’re giving him too much credit. viewers, as you can see, we’re currently crouched behind a large decorative plant, and our hiding place may have just been compromised.
barry: we’ll have to wait and—what is he saying? is he talking to us?
lup: shh!
barry: he’s… oh god.
lup: oh god.
barry: [unintelligible]
lup: we have to get out of here. abort mission. abort. fucking. mission.
barry: dearest viewers, if this is the last you hear of us, just know we died doing what we loved—embarrassing our family for the sake of science.
lup: come on already!
[the camera fumbles and drops to the ground]
lup: [in the distance] NO FANTASY NOBEL PRIZE IS WORTH THAT!
podcast characters: magnus burnsides (the adventure zone)
yeah, you know… the fact of the matter is, your life is a constant stream of changes. I mean, you start one day accepting a job offer, and you end up saving the world. and you’re going to walk through that door, and your life will never be the same, and I wish I could tell you that every day from now on will be amazing, and the happiest day of your life, but that’s not the way that life works, but every day will be made better because she’s in it with you. you aren’t going to be alone ever again, even if you’re ever separated, you’ll still never be alone.
an unfortunate Kravitz based on @terezis post
If they let him Justin will write every single citizen of Kepler
BACK IN KEPLER BABY Guys I am so excited about the new arc, I love these nerds and can’t wait for more MONSTERS
I'm not sure if you're still taking prompts, and this isn't really on the prompt list, but 10 just gave me this image of angus having this badass World's Greatest Detective reputation, and then you meet him and he's just a tiny lil squish doin his best
i have to be honest – i did not know which prompt list you were referring to, so i just had my fun with the rest of your prompt. i hope that’s okay and i’m sorry this took actually forever
George “Bloodchomp” Cooper first hears about the World’s Greatest Detective when he’s in prison. It would be hard not to hear about him; he’s responsible for the arrest of half of George’s cellmates. There’s a lot of resentment, but a kind of grudging admiration; it takes guts to put Allen the Murder Man in prison. George has been in the joint since long before the World’s Greatest Detective emerged – some light arson and a tiny bit of manslaughter (and elfslaughter and orcslaughter) landed him in here nearly a decade ago.
Still, when George gets out a year and a half after the Day of Story and Song on a technicality, he isn’t going to let it go to waste. He’s been offered good money, not just from the Murder Man, but from his higher-ups, to take down this asshole. The Detective may have brainpower, but George is six and a half feet tall and almost as wide.
It doesn’t take a lot of brainpower to track the World’s Greatest Detective to Neverwinter. He may have taken credit for a few arrests in other places, but nearly all the people he caught are based in the big city. George isn’t an especially thorough thinker, so it’s lucky for him that nearly every conversation he overhears policemen having has to do with the Detective. George thinks that if some masked dick were trying to steal his job, he’d be upset too. The weird thing is that it sounds like the Detective is doing this work pro bono.
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To warm back up to art I decided to scribble this silly selfy that @sisterlich took of us while we were cosplaying with our actual Lup and Barry designs! <3
Barry (and myself) forgets the rules.
Please don’t tag as kin/me/id/etc!
((click for higher quality!!))
and so the jcythe lives on
thats my mom
Jackalope sightings have taken place all over the United States. It is most common to hear of sightings out of Wyoming, Colorado, New Mexico, and Nebraska. Douglas, Wyoming, has even been dubbed as the “Home of the Jackalope”.
im still shook
IF YOU TURN ON CAPTIONS FOR THE SEASON 2 TRAILER IT APPLAUDS ITSELF
Duck Newton when someone starts a fire in the forest.
Griffin: Wow, I can’t believe I spent three years and over 70 episodes carefully weaving a beautiful tapestry of narrative that was lighthearted and funny but also beautifully touching and inspirational while wrangling my dickhead family into line and also doing all the editing and music composition. I hope you all understand that I need to take a vacation so we’re gonna do some mini-arcs for a while so I can have a break from DMing :) :) :)
Griffin, literally four (4) episodes later: Alright give me my fucking podcast back I thought of season 2
