Asheiji kindergarten teachers au: things they've probably said - Ash version
Good morning! My head is aching cause my husband just wouldn't let me sleep for five more minutes. I'm fine though, don't worry.
I will not get bullied by a child *five minutes later* I can't believe I got bullied by a child.
*kid shows Ash their art work* oh that's really nice! Wait, you made this for me? *Ash is trying not to cry* t-thank you. No, I'm not crying. Yes, I'm fine.
*reading a fairytale* "once upon a time, there was a princess" no, she doesn't look like me *a few lines later* *sighs* yeah, she looks like me.
Eiji, how does it feel like to finally meet people shorter than you?
For a moment, I literally forgot that they weren't my kids; this is not good!
They are literal kids, Eiji, how can you feed them natto?! You have committed a crime! You're going to jail.
Everyone, each and every one, gifted me the cat ears headband!! No way in fucking hell is this a coincidence!
*has like five flower garlands around his neck, two flower bracelets and three flower crowns* I feel rich.
Buddy, no, please; you already stole my husband. Let me, at least, have the kids.
*has two different types of braids in two different sections of his hair* how do I look?
Okay now I'm gonna start frozen, but please, for the love of God, don't sing let it go or else - I can't do anything and I'm hoping you understand that. Please have mercy on me.
Oh for fuuuuuu - ah - assho - no - um - Eiji, come here, I wanna tell you something in your ear.
Great work! Everybody gets stars!
*kids staring at him cause they just finished Narnia* *sighs* *roars* YOU DID NOT TAKE A VIDEO OF THAT!! EIJI - because I'm not allowed to be violent here I will just say that you're going to be eating a lot of mustard today.
Am I secretly a fairy? Oh, I don't know *winks*
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