My Obit(ch)uary

Welcome to everything I rant about.

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welcome to my series where I make a list of fictional characters that deserve the title daddy. While this is my opinion, I am not open to criticism of any kind (additions are welcome).

Aaron Hotchner - if you think I don’t yell out “daddy Hotch!” every time he goes head-to-head with a jackass, you are wrong.

Kylo Ren - if you look up daddy in the dictionary, Adam Driver’s face will definitely pop up.

Ri Jeong Hyeok - what’s the Korean translation for daddy?

Bellamy Blake - but ONLY the version of him in books and fanfiction (also Bob Morley cause that man is fineeeee).

Geralt of Rivia - HIS VOICE, HIS FINE ASS IN THOSE PANTS, THAT FACE; JUST FKIN EVERYTH-

Adam Carlsen - I know it’s Kylo Ren in another font but it’s still valid.

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Part 2 for my fellow bisexuals and nuclear family enthusiasts. Here it is for all those fictional characters I believe deserve the title MOMMY.

Emily Prentiss - she could have told me to get in Ted Bundy’s car and I would have done it with a smile.

Prudence - still can’t believe Sabrina chose wet-towel Nicholas over worshiping the Queen of the Feast of Feasts.

Yennefer - Witcher was originally named Daddy, Mommy, and me.

Wanda - Nothing reasonable about this, I just support women’s wrongs when they’re Wanda Maximoff.

Ms. Kathani Sharma - while he is a little feral, we all know from that ONE scene that My Man Anthony is a bottom (if you don’t know what I’m talking about then this post is not for you).

Amren - No comment necessary.

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My favorite fanfiction stories have yet to be updated so I basically discovered that we’re all depressed at the same time.

#iknowthatthisisnotnewsbutifelttheneedtosayit

[thetourguidebarbie]

Thank you so much for your support as I continue on the journey for this fic.

Title: Cut to the Bone Rating: M Summary: When Bill falls ill from a fast-acting poison, Caroline has no choice but to agree to an arranged marriage to keep her family’s legacy and company safe and in her own capable hands. Klaus is the perfect choice on paper, other than her complete certainty that he’s a complete psychopath. Klaus has plans of his own, though. Big ones. And he’s determined for Caroline to play a part in executing them. Will they be able to come to an understanding despite Caroline’s reluctance to put her trust in him? Or are they destined for a marriage of convenience?

Thank you to @arrenemris​​ for the beautiful cover and to @honestgrins​​ for beta work. This fic was written for @definedareasofuncertainty​​ as a very late birthday present. Hope you all enjoy.

Read new chapter at: fanfiction.net || Ao3

Read from the beginning at: fanfiction.net || Ao3

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did I read this on the bus l? Yes I did. No shame and no regrets.

(it was so good! )

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Everyday, I become more like Gen from the Good Place. And by that, I mean I want to watch shows all day and press a button to erase humanity.

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I realized today that I don’t wanna be the main character. I want to be the narrator. I wanna just be invisible, watch everything go down, and give my two cents on the drama. I want life to be a YouTube video I can comment on.

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Who was gonna tell me that the Beauty and Beast is a retelling of the Hades’ and Persephone’s myth? And more importantly: how the fuck did I not see that sooner?

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welcome to my series where I make a list of fictional characters that deserve the title daddy. While this is my opinion, I am not open to criticism of any kind (additions are welcome).

Aaron Hotchner - if you think I don’t yell out “daddy Hotch!” every time he goes head-to-head with a jackass, you are wrong.

Kylo Ren - if you look up daddy in the dictionary, Adam Driver’s face will definitely pop up.

Ri Jeong Hyeok - what’s the Korean translation for daddy?

Bellamy Blake - but ONLY the version of him in books and fanfiction (also Bob Morley cause that man is fineeeee).

Geralt of Rivia - HIS VOICE, HIS FINE ASS IN THOSE PANTS, THAT FACE; JUST FKIN EVERYTH-

Adam Carlsen - I know it’s Kylo Ren in another font but it’s still valid.

[shipperholic-me]

Allow me to take a few moments to scream about a few things:

1. MI SEON NOOOOOOOOOO HE LIKES YOU TOOOOOOOO! DON'T RUN AWAY! CHOI EUN CHEOL WHO ARE YOU KIDDING YOU LIKE HER!

2. CHOI HUI AND HWA JEONG!!!! MAKE IT HAPPENNNNNNNNN DRAMA!

3. WRITER WANG, I KNEW YOU LIKED HIM! AND I'M ROOTING FOR YOU! SEUNG HYUN DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND CHERISHED.

4. SEUNG HYUN MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD I AM SO SORRY BUT THE TIMING IS JUST OFF MY LOVE. YOU WERE LATE THEN, YOU ARE LATE NOW. AND FRANKLY YOU WERE TOO LATE THE MOMENT SHE MOVED TO GONGJIN.

5. I ACTUALLY SCREAMED SO MANY TIMES DURING THIS EPISODE THANKS TO DU SHIK AND HYE JIN. THERE WERE JUST SO MANY PERFECT MOMENTS.

6. PREVIEW FOR NEXT WEEK HAS ALREADY WRECKED ME. I WILL NOT SURVIVEEEEEEEEEE. THE EPISODE NOR THE WAIT FOR THE EPISODE.

Okay, I'm done.

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everyone on this sub. pls don’t ban me lol.

[audre-w]

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Bilingual - an adjective that describes a bitch that sounds dumb in two languages

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Am I the only person that watches a movie but doesn’t realize that a known actor/actress is in it until later??? And then my mind is blown????

I don’t know if there are any other dumbasses out there that didn’t connect 2 and 2 to make 4, but:

Cate Blanchett is in Lord of the Rings.

Like this

Is also this

BUT SOMEHOW ALSO THIS

HOWWW

[braverystill]

Do you ever think about the final season of The 100 and feel enraged. Clarke called to Bellamy everyday for 6 years! Bellamy shouting "I'm not losing you again!" ThE hEaD aNd ThE hEaRt. AND THEN THEY-

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that show became a what-not-to-do guide on how to avoid a cry for murder from an entire fandom

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PSA

After watching a plethora of shows, kdramas, books, and movies, I have reached the conclusion that my type is a devoted cinnamon roll. Cinnamon rolls that look like they could kill people are are also acceptable (if not highly encouraged).

Thank you

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please tell me I’m not the only one that has gone down the smut book tok rabbit hole.

I would like recommendations, please. Anything with aliens is fine.

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That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.

[kvotheunkvothe]

I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.

[chillsexual]

This is mE

[ladyprydian]

Secondhand embarrassment. I’ve got it. 

I sometimes mute movies or tv shows to avoid it. Especially if I know it’s coming. 

[justgot1]

I TOTALLY DO THIS.

[lookatyoustrawberrytrans]

I will sit through some of my favourite TV shows with my fingers in my ears because I cannot deal with the second hand embarrasment

[purplesigebert]

THIS!!!

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I thought I was the only one !!!

[elwintersoldado]

keep on dancing, king.

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IT TOOK ME YEARS TO FIGURE OUT THAT HOWARD STARK’S DEATH WAS PERSONAL CAUSE BUCKY KNEW HIM AND NOW IM NOT OKAY

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Every time I watch kdrama, I always firmly believe that I won’t binge watch.

lol

But also give me recommendations.