Little Shop Of Whores

I'm Rhys, 24, He/They, Queer/bi/trans. Icon by: rahimaldemir | “Sleep well with your bad decisions” - Caduceus

[ladybugseatppl]

still on hiatus but im doing some commissions on my twitter and discord and this one was p cool 

[ladybugseatppl]

You know, in the zombie apocalypse, people aren’t mowing the grass. Which means ticks would be a lot more rampant with the heat and no one putting out pesticide. Which means ticks have more access to bite zombies AND survivors traveling through unkept high grass. And what I’m saying here is how fuckin shitty would it be to get bit by a tick and die because it also bit a zombie and transferred the virus to you.

[ladybugseatppl]

you leave for a while on haitus and come back to a post blowing up smh

[our-sinister-night]

Rat brothers!

Thank you for the kofi🖤

[slavery]

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

[moderate-omens]

like my personal favorite part of this, is that the “trauma” in their past that made them like this, was that other people had sex. two unrelated consenting people had sex and they were like “aw hell naw, time to make my entire life revolve around deceasing motherfuckers who might have boned”

[oshuns-ambience]

[knifefightscene]

There is something about financially stable men chasing after barely legal women and then calling these women gold diggers like why don’t u date someone is out of college and has a job instead of a twenty year old with debt 😕 it seems to me that u deserves to be robbed

[ladybugseatppl]

A customer, watching me walk out of the break room after clocking out to go home, who absolutely saw me on the floor earlier: can you help-

Me: sorry I don’t work here???

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

Milfs should be added to the lgbt acronym

Someday I hope society advances enough that you can say this off anon, without fear

[electivetrepanation]

[antichrister]

*sees slugs on the sidewalk after it rained*

me:

[jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear]

I am a:

⚪Man ⚪Woman 🔘Scarecrow

Looking for:

⚪Men ⚪Women 🔘Victims to inject with Fear Toxin

[bearie]

how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves

[moonlightnova]

lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes

[bearie]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣

[bearie]

i was warned and i didnt listen

[30-minute-memes]

Hangman

[therealsongbirddiamondback]

I…don’t…get…it….

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“Thnks fr th mmrs” is a fall out boy song. Fall out boy are known for their absurd song titles, usually absurd in length, and in this case the band cut all the vowels out to shorten it.

[cramenjoyer]

supernatural but they talk like hannibal characters

[cramenjoyer]

dean: i have been collecting evidence for months now, sam, you can't hide it anymore. i know what you're doing. i know you're killing demons, using your powers! i know what you've done!

sam, demon blood literally all over his face and hands: and if you are wrong, dean?

[blessyourheartlittleone]

What’s your typical day like?

i wake up. i malfunction. i call it a day

[ladybugseatppl]

Me: I need to get to bed I have a super early and long day-

My friend: so this is my werewolf oc

Me: 👁👁👂🤚

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

people always be saying they wanna date a himbo but it’s actually a full time job to stop them from hurting themselves