what in hydaelyn is going on?

have fallen deep into the ffxiv sized hole. do not send help.

[basedandfatpilled-deactivated20]

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[gorgynei]

3 enemy gods fight for dominance over ONE warlock

[orcboxer]

Should go without saying but never date a cop and christ never marry one. Rule of thumb if he's legally untouchable he's ethically unfuckable. You don't like that cop, you like buff men in tight clothing. I can show you more of those, better ones. Take my hand.

[lefresne]

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

[waleweinn]

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

[lefresne]

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

[waleweinn]

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

[lefresne]

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

[waleweinn]

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

[lefresne]

if she’s your girl why am I wearing her favour at the tournament

[waleweinn]

If she’s your girl why am I her champion

[moveslikekeithrichards]

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

[moveslikekeithrichards]

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much

[revivisection]

my hobbies include napping, sleeping, lying down, resting, closing my eyes, dozing, snoozing, slumbering, etc.

[of-monsters-and-werewolves]

Ah, I see it is once again time for me to snoop around the Riverdale tag to piece together the most bizarre goings on, as a historian might puzzle over events from a myriad of newspaper clippings, diary entries and buried pottery.

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[dankmemeuniversity]

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[dragonpuppies]

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

[frownyalfred]

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

[qwertyu858]

[trader-j0e]

[a-boy-too-weird]

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

[dadzawa-adopt-dabi]

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

friends to lovers never had a bad track. “scared i’ll ruin what we have” SLAPS. “friendship cuddles while secretly dying inside” BANGER. “teasing each other and holding eye contact for a little too long” KILLS ME. and don’t even get me STARTED on “screaming i love you in the middle of a heated argument.”

[seashellronan]

i go to bed. i am consumed by overwhelming loneliness. i stare at the ceiling. i long for something i can’t name. i question if i’m real. i see a funny little meme on my phone and laugh hysterically for several minutes. i get too invested in an unrealistic fantasy. i pass out around three.

[greycloudsroll]