Eliza | The Avatar of Faggotry

|26| MTF Aro Pan Lady (she/they). This Blog Contains OCs, Explicit Language, Semi-Horny Posting, and Entirely Too Much FFXIV.

[ladyelixa]

HELLO, RESIDENT SMALL ARTIST ANNOUNCING COMMS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE ART BY ME YOU CAN FIND OPTIONS ON MY KO-FI PAGE.

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[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[yanguang]

the cutes..

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[bonescaro]

you can tell a lot about a person by who their first fictional crush was. it also explains every fictional crush they’ve had since

who was yours? i’ll go first: mine was batman :x

[vfeioa]

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[ladyelixa]

Lets see if I can get away with this Cherie Shaped Art Bomb

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[dogpuppy]

[angelicguy]

from what i can tell two teams of european individuals were playing some kind of game together

[lamortwrites]

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

[lamortwrites]

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

[1000cavalry]

Women being described as dashing

[natjennie]

they should invent a laying in your bed all day that is healthy and good for you.

[tall]

[questintheskies]

Tommaso Ciampa says the news of his WWE departure leaking was the best thing to happen him:

“The best thing that happened to me is that there was a leaked internet report when I had about two or three months left on my deal that, ‘Ciampa is leaving WWE. We don’t know why, but when his deal is up, he’s leaving.’

I have no idea where that came from, but it was the best thing that ever happened to me because it raised this interest in the wrestling world. I started to get a lot of inquiry and that started to make me go, ‘Oh, look at these options I have.’

I’ll be completely point blank, AEW wasn’t even part of that because, in Tony’s defense, he is very adamant that there is no tampering. We never spoke once. I didn’t meet or speak to Tony Khan one time until the day I was at Dynamite for my debut.”

[ladyelixa]

That's king shit right there

[whyenn-reader]

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[dirt-mann]

"without modifying" how dare you insult the hard work of our landlords

[noelle-ism]

Her name is Scalper