sjw (spider justice warrior)

skylar/thorn/himeros | they/he/it | 27 | read my abt + byf, thanks ❤️ i should've been born a xenomorph, not whatever this is. this is a side blog where I reblog stuff

[spindascafes]

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!

Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You don’t know me

[drops-of-universe]

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

[draconym]

Getting dumped really puts children's cartoon villains into perspective. Like dude you're SO right, love and caring ARE disgusting and we SHOULD cast a spell to drain all human emotion into your amulet.

[draconym]

Friend breakups are how you get lines like "Your friends? You think your friends are coming to save you? Don't make me laugh."

[skunkes]

[fandom-man]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[evil-pervert]

yesssssssss

[389]

its techno tuesday innit

[brozil]

[hitmyvape]

a love song is legit a magical spell. except it will never ever work on the person it’s intended for. it will give off like waves of pain towards certain random listeners but nothing more than that. weak level spell but a spell nonetheless

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[skittybot]

they/them cock that is so powerful your limbs are blasted off like in lego star wars

[doubleca5t]