Witches Bitches and Liches

We play because it’s awesome. It’s about adventures and saving the world and having magic. And maybe, in some small teeny capacity, it might have a little to do with wish fulfillment. banner cred to @ultravioletwinters

[footlongdingledong]

love that fighting is considered a pokemon type. like Yea I got magical elemental skills it’s called kicking your ass

[nitewrighter]

Couple + Sibling/relative third wheel is honestly an S-tier trio dynamic and I wish we saw more of this in media.

"You are my soulmate. We are forged together by battle and tears and love. Also my brother's coming along."

"Yo."

[nitewrighter]

Bonus points if the non-related half of the couple is just as committed to keeping the third wheel around as the related half.

"Isn't it weird that your brother in law is always hanging around?"

"You've got a problem with Andrew?"

[whats-ursine]

remember, folks, if you're itching to do something ill-advised in d&d/similar TTRPGs,

low wisdom: poor impulse control

low intelligence: instructions unclear

high wisdom: a necessary risk

high intelligence: it looked better on paper

low wisdom, high intelligence: forgot to get the plan peer-reviewed

high wisdom, low intelligence: the risk i took was calculated, but man am i bad at math

high wisdom, high intelligence: if someone else in the party did it first, it would've gone so much worse (and you Know they were going to do it)

[pallidprincess]

i've decided to just start identifying as eccentric

[ash-rigby]

*kisses you while you're in the middle of infodumping* Sorry, you're just being really sexy right now. Continue.

[butchqueersapphic]

TOOLbelt (2002) by Martha Summers

[night-dark-woods]

ID. photos of a carpenter's toolbelt that is also a strap-on harness. the first photo has just the belt, and the second has pliers and other tools in the pockets, then two dildos in the hammer loops and a bundle of rope. End ID.

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

I'm like if an eccentric genius was fucking stupid

[louisegluckpdf]

places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature

container ships in the middle of the ocean

the large hadron collider

any salt mine

museum storage rooms

svalbard seed vault

[deviika]

museum date???? coffee shop date???? art gallery date???? walk in the park date???? late night walk date???? nap time date??? picnic date??? yes pls!!

[hmooncreates]

A D20s Worth of Dad Fact Inspiration

I know some dnd groups have incorporated Dad Facts into their campaign, which are quick facts about your PC you start the game with! It's from the podcast Dungeons and Daddies. I know when dad fact time rolls around i have a hard time coming up with one so i've developed a list of Dad Fact prompts that, if you want to, you can roll on a d20 for.

Favorite/least favorite game

A childhood toy

Superstitions do they believe in

Weirdest thing they've seen at a workplace/school

Favorite book/movie/media

Do they/can they read

What's their dating history (or lack thereof) like

Birthdays/gifts/heirlooms

Sports/school

Weirdest hobby

Crafts/games/puzzles

Plants/garden/growing

Favorite/least favorite animal

Weddings/funerals/celebrations

Cooking/cleaning/mending

Mysteries/investigations/curiosities

Favorite/least favorite meal

Ice cream/summer/water

Winter/warm drinks/fire

Clothes/presentation/fashion

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[butchpositivity]

if there’s one thing a butch dyke is gonna do it’s wear the tackiest shirt you’ve ever seen. and she’s gonna look sooooo sexy in it too

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

[gothfoxgirlboy]

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

[kristina100000]

the male version of a playboy bunny is a sweating construction worker drilling holes into concrete blocks on a hot july morning at 9 am

[tatzelwurming]

first rule of dueling etiquette is to lick and suck on the tip of your opponent’s blade. to set the tone

[h0useofw0lves]

dilf- dyke id like to fuck

[ruushes]

dashing elven pirate captain avantika could not possibly be more my type and tbh i support her career goals and would help her summon an eldritch sea serpent any day of the week