Waiter, WAITERRR!! 😫😫
I'll have what they're having in Las Vegas...!! 👀👀👀

shark vs the universe
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Love Begins
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
The Stonewall Inn
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Waiter, WAITERRR!! 😫😫
I'll have what they're having in Las Vegas...!! 👀👀👀
𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐲 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞
summary: sometimes love can only be felt from afar.
warnings: angst, one-sided pining, minor invasion of privacy, voyeurism, smut, possessive Michael.
pairing: Michael Corleone x poc!reader
a/n: For @melis-writes for inspiring me to write for the Godfather, this is for you babes! <3 the reader is half-poc, half Silcian, this is a little ooc from canon because I’m a woman of color, please let me just live my Michael Corleone dreams in peace. The word g*psy is mentioned, I don’t condone the slur, it’s used from an actual quote from The Godfather.
do not repost my works.
The pitter patters of little feet dash.
Small giggles echo throughout the Tahoe home, accompanied by heavier steps following behind.
maya weug posting about the difficulties of not driving a lot this year and saying leaving ferrari made it even tougher, abbi pulling being dropped by alpine and now has to ask her fans to help fund her career, both quabsi sisters leaving the redbull family, tina hausmann no longer supported by AM, all of this feels like just a box every team needed to fill, to be "woke" as many call it now when infact its supposed to help woman get into formula one but the teams don't even take it seriously. we are watching time and time again how so many talents like maya, like abbi, like other young girls on the F1A grid be left because they have served their purpose.
A Knife or A Lover - Oneshot
Summary : Haytham Kenway publicly fraternizes with his subordinate inside of a stagecoach. Or, Haytham catches reader staring and sets her straight before a mission.
Characters : Haytham Kenway, Reader (Ambassador/Envoy), Charles Lee (mentioned), Thomas Hickey (mentioned)
Pairings : Haytham x F!Reader
Rated : E
Word Count : 2.5k
Warnings : Implied age gap, established relationship, no foreplay, mild BDSM dynamics, mild dub-con elements, teasing, public sex, mild exhibitionist elements, no aftercare, no beta we die like kanen'to:kon
Assassin's Creed Masterlist / Masterlist
A/N : holy fucking shit we are thawing my babes; here's a WIP i've been sitting on for a few months now, i can't wait to write more asscreed when ac4: resynced comes out !!! totally named this after a machines of loving grace song btw >:3
Smut Prompt-list "If we get caught, I'm blaming you." / "You look so good with my hand wrapped around your neck.'
THIS IS IMMACULATE.
Thank you for this, I am so grateful that the AC fandom is still out there. I have some quality reads because of you. Thank you again for this - genuinely makes me excited to look for more to read. ❤️
UNSATISFIED WIFE
handyman!rafe x housewife!user
cw: cheating, rough sex, sex (piv), anal, fingering, married!user, neglected!wife, spitting, choking, making out, flirting, spanking, degrading, petnames, links.
18+ MINORS DNI
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You looked at yourself in the mirror, fixing the little white lingerie you put on yourself, the matching thong riding up between your cheeks to frame your ass perfectly. You turned slowly, arching your back a little and already imagining his hands on you.
Rafe.
The handyman who’d started coming around weeks ago to “fix” things around the house… but ended up fixing your aching, neglected pussy instead.
⊹ ࣪ ˖ ⋆˚꩜。 —
You kissed your husband to work this morning, making sure he got into his car and drove away before ringing his truck’s number on the telephone, as expected… he picked up.
“Cameron speaking.”
You smiled to yourself. “Hey.”
“Hey.” He immediately replied back, you could see the smirk in his voice. “Faucet need fixing again, baby?”
“Yeah…” You said seductively through the phone. God—you clenched your thighs together, his voice doesn’t fail to get you super wet.
“I’ll be there in twenty then.” He said before turning off the line. You turned back to the kitchen table where your twin daughters sat in their matching pink pajamas, little legs swinging as they munched on waffles and scribbled with crayons. “Do my babies want outside time? daddy bought you a big trampoline.” you smiled.
Both girls lit up immediately, nodding with excited little squeals. You moved quickly but gently, helping them slip on their little sneakers, packing a small basket with snacks, crayons, paper, and the bubble solution.
Once they ran outside and settled happily at the shaded trampoline in the backyard, you locked the door and hurried upstairs.
you locked the back door and hurried upstairs. You barely had time to freshen up and swap the robe for the white lace lingerie set you knew he loved.
You looked at yourself in the mirror, fixing the little white lingerie you put on yourself, the matching thong riding up between your cheeks to frame your ass perfectly. You turned slowly, arching your back a little and already imagining his hands on you.
You turned your head to the window when you heard his truck pulling into the driveway. You practically ran downstairs and opened the door.
“Hey.” You bit your lip, looking up at him while you wore your skimpy little lingerie. He didn’t even say hello. He stepped inside, kicked the door shut and lifted you up so your legs wrapped around him. Mouth crashing against yours in a rough kiss, tongue sliding deep as he carried you straight to the living room.
He dropped you onto the couch and climbing over you. “such a little slut for me, hm?” He shoved your silky lingerie up and leaned down to suck on one of your nipples while his hand pushed between your thighs.
You moaned into him, back arching. He moved your thong aside before two thick fingers plunged into your pussy without warning, curling hard as his thumb circled your clit, curling them up hard against that spongy spot inside you. His other hand pressed down firmly on your lower belly, pinning you in place.
“Rafe—fuck—the girls are right outside…”
“Yeah? then you better keep quiet, sweetheart.” he taunted, spitting on his fingers to make the glide even filthier. Embarrassingly fast. Your hips bucked, thighs trembling as you tried to close them, but Rafe forced them wider with his body. “mmh, fuck—rafey!” you moaned as your pussy clenched and then gushed hard around his fingers. Clear fluid sprayed out around his hand, soaking his wrist, your thighs, and the couch beneath you in pulsing waves.
“Fuuuck, that’s it,” Rafe groaned, eyes dark with lust as he kept fingering you through the orgasm, drawing out every last drop. He finally slowed his fingers, pulling them out with a wet pop and bringing them to your lips. You sucked them clean obediently.
He fumbled with his belt and yanked his cock out, you were already basically drooling at the sight of it. He was long, girthy and hard. He rubbed it agains your folds before slamming in deep in one thrust. A moan tore from your throat as he filled you completely, hips snapping forward.
His hands wrapped around your throat, squeezing just right as he railed you into the couch, thumb circling your tight little puckered hole. “Your pussy is mine, hm?”
You nodded before he suddenly pulled out, making you whine at the empty feeling. Before you could protest, Rafe dropped down behind you, sat on the couch with his back against it, and dragged you backward into his lap. He hooked his strong arms under your armpits, locking his hands together behind your head in a tight Full Nelson. You were completely trapped—back arched hard against his chest, He spat generously onto his cock and your hole, rubbing the head in circles to spread it. He pushed forward slowly but relentlessly, forcing the fat head past your tight ring. You moaned loudly, the stretch intense and burning as he sank deeper into your ass legs spread wide and dangling helplessly as he lowered you straight down onto his thick cock.
“Fuuuck, so tight,” Rafe groaned, voice strained with pleasure. Once he bottomed out, he started bouncing you on his cock again, using the Full Nelson hold to fuck your ass with deep, controlled thrusts. Your arms stayed trapped, legs spread obscenely as he used you. “fuck—rafe.” you babbled, completely overwhelmed.
“All you wanna do is take my cock.” he taunted, thrusting up into you. Every upward snap of his hips drove his thick cock into your ass, the filthy sensation making your head spin. Your pussy clenched and dripped onto his balls with every thrust, still sensitive from squirting earlier.
The position left you utterly immobilized as he railed your ass harder, the wet, dirty sounds getting louder. One of his hands shifted just enough to reach around and rub your clit roughly, pushing you toward the edge again.
You came hard with a broken cry, ass clenching tight around his cock as another smaller squirt leaked from your pussy onto the floor. The spasms pushed Rafe over the edge right after you. He buried himself to the hilt in your ass and unloaded, pumping thick ropes of cum deep inside you with a low, guttural moan.
He held you there in the Full Nelson for a long moment, cock twitching in your stretched hole, both of you panting.
“Fuck… good girl,” he finally murmured, pressing a messy kiss to your neck before slowly releasing the hold. Cum leaked from your used ass as he eased you forward onto your hands and knees. “now i see where the leaky faucet is.” he slapped your ass, cum dripping down your ass to your pussy.
A little something while you guys wait for chapter 3!
BLUECOLLAR!RAFECAMERON P!LINKS
18+ minors dni!
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He provides for you, the least you could do is get on all fours.
third baby
he got home late and you were already asleep
he works for your husband
after his long day of work
he’s so thankful for the delicious lunch you made him
he works for your daddy 2
when you’re parents aren’t home
He loves his wife so much
he had a bad day…
he heard from the neighbors you’ve been talking to the delivery guy much more lately.
sucking his cock while he fingers you.
he finally has a day off 2
neighbors wondering why there’s always something that needs fixing in your room. 2
Little something while you guys wait for chapter 11 of my zombie apocalypse fic!
synopsis rafe eating you out with cocaine.
Rafe doesn’t just sprinkle the coke.
He crushes the rock between his teeth first, right in front of you, jaw flexing, then spits the damp, half-melted powder directly onto your open cunt. It lands in a messy, uneven smear across your clit and the soft inner folds, already starting to dissolve in the heat and slick that’s been dripping out of you since he ordered you onto your back and spread your thighs with both hands.
“Look at that,” he mutters, voice low and almost fond. “Pretty little hole all dressed up for me.”
He doesn’t use his tongue right away. He uses the flat of two fingers first—rubbing the wet powder in hard, working it into every crease, pushing some of it inside you with short, filthy thrusts. The burn hits almost immediately: sharp, chemical, electric. Your hips jerk. He just presses his palm down on your lower stomach and keeps going, smearing, scooping, forcing more of it deeper until your cunt is glossy and pink and faintly frosted with what’s left.
Only then does he lean in.
The first lick is slow and deliberate, broad and flat, from the bottom of your hole all the way up over your clit. He collects everything—coke, cum, the thin string of spit he left earlier—and swallows it like it’s nothing. Then he does it again, harder, tongue pointed this time, fucking into you with it, chasing every last grain that’s tried to hide inside. The sound is wet and obscene. He’s breathing through his nose like an animal.
When he finally seals his mouth over your clit and sucks, it’s not gentle. It’s greedy. He sucks like he’s trying to pull the powder back out of your bloodstream, tongue lashing, teeth grazing just enough to make your thighs jump. Two fingers slam back into you mid-suck, curling hard against that swollen spot that makes your vision white out, and he keeps sucking through the whole thing—loud, messy, spit running down his chin and onto the sheets.
You’re shaking. He’s not done.
He pulls off just long enough to spit a thick string of coke-laced saliva directly onto your clit, then smacks it lightly with two fingers so it splatters. The sting mixes with the chemical heat and the ache of how empty you suddenly feel. He watches your face the entire time, dark eyes half-lidded, mouth shiny.
“Again,” he says simply.
He doesn’t wait for permission. He just ducks back down, spreads you wider with both thumbs, and starts licking like he’s trying to clean you out completely—long, filthy strokes that drag from your hole to your clit and back, occasionally stopping to suck hard enough that the wet sound echoes. Every time you try to close your legs he forces them open again. Every time you moan too loud he bites the soft inside of your thigh hard enough to leave a mark, then goes right back to eating you like he’s starving.
By the time he finally lets you come, your cunt is swollen and twitching and still faintly tingling from the coke, and Rafe’s face is a mess—lips red, chin dripping, pupils blown. He doesn’t wipe it off. He just crawls up your body, presses his wet mouth to yours so you can taste yourself and the chemical burn, and murmurs against your lips.
“Next time I’m packing it in deeper. See how long you can keep it in while I fuck you.”
i like to think he... - alfie buttle ♡
i like to think he... reaches back for your hand when you've fallen behind him whilst walking somewhere.
i like to think he... twists your hair around his finger without realizing. it's just something he does whenever you're cuddling or standing chest to chest with him.
i like to think he... always (eventually) walks on the outside of the pavement, nearest the road. you used to joke about how 'it's the right thing to do' with your girlfriend when he didn't understand why you'd always move to the inside early in the relationship but now he always does it without realizing.
i like to think he... mimics what you do. whether it's copying your laugh intentionally or subconsciously mirroring your actions a few seconds later. you lean your hip against the counter mid conversation? so does he.
i like to think he... definitely likes to have his hand on your thigh or your hands interlinked and he presses kisses to yours every so often while driving.
i like to think he... always gives you the window seat on the train because you love looking out the window.
i like to think he... rolls his eyes (lovingly) when you want to take a picture of him but gives in anyway, begrudgingly posing how you tell him to.
i like to think he... perks up and smiles when someone asks him about you or brings you up in a conversation.
This is so funny 🤣🤣
The Mortgage - Travis Wheatley
When you joke with a Texas man who pays all the bills 🤠 1.6k
I asked chat to create a tiktok comment section for me with my input but he added names and pictures too I love him 🤣 This is my most recent obsession so here it is Travis Wheatley as a dad.
As always please go into this knowing that these stories are mostly built from my maladaptive daydreams, knowing that most points that aren't described in detail are indications I didn’t fascinate on it enough and others over explained because I hyper fixated on that certain point, but most importantly please know I do use AI as my unpaid employee to fix things and act as my co reader. Enjoy!
Mornings on the Wheatley ranch didn’t start.
They happened.
They hit the house like a weather system, boots on wood floors, the low rumble of trucks in the drive, the sound of horses shifting in their stalls like they had opinions about the day ahead. The kitchen smelled faintly of coffee that had been reheated too many times and toast that had been abandoned halfway through buttering.
Travis Wheatley was late.
Not “running behind” late.
Late late.
He stood at the island pulling on his watch, jaw tight, shirt half tucked, hat sitting on the counter like an accusation.
“Where is my other boot,” he muttered.
She didn’t look up.
I daydream about living with abig buff cowboy on a ranch where i can wear sundresses and look pretty all day
(nsfw) Cowboy!Clark who calls you his ‘little honeysuckle’ as a sweet, filthy nickname because the taste of your pussy reminds him of the delicate honeysuckle flowers that used to grow along the fence back home on the farm.
Every spring he’d lean over that fence and spend long, lazy minutes sipping the tiny droplets of nectar from the blooms, savoring their light, sugary sweetness on his tongue. Now he spends those same long, lazy minutes between your thighs, burying his face in your soaked cunt and pulling that same sweet nectar from you with slow, hungry licks and deep, greedy sucks—groaning like he’s found something even better than the flowers ever gave him.
He whispers it low and rough while he’s got your legs draped over his broad shoulders, voice muffled against your dripping folds: “Fuck, little honeysuckle… you’re drippin’ so sweet for me tonight.”
He growls it against your clit when he’s teasing you right to the edge, flicking his tongue just how you like it: “C’mon, honeysuckle, give me more of that sugar. Let me drink you up.”
And he rasps it like a prayer when he finally sinks his thick cock into you, forehead pressed to yours, hips rolling deep and steady: “That’s it, my little honeysuckle… soak my dick just like those pretty flowers soaked my tongue.”
He never lets you forget it—every time he eats your pussy, he’s chasing that same addictive, sun-warmed sweetness he remembers from home.
a life with this character
guys im trying to be reliable😿
me thinking about this:
who else would fit this?
Heyy could I request something ? I got this idea from a video I saw where the guy said he didn’t want to wear the wedding ring because it felt uncomfortable. Maybe Max tells reader this and the reader gets upset and kinda does the same to provoke him ?
Thank you 🌷
A Matter of Principle
Pairing: Max Verstappen x Reader
Summary: Max says his wedding ring doesn’t matter in order to symbolise your love, but when yours disappears too Max learns that jealousy has a way of making symbols feel very real.
5.2k words / Masterlist
Max stopped wearing his wedding ring so casually that at first you thought he'd simply forgotten it.
You noticed it over breakfast, his left hand wrapped around a mug while he scrolled through something on his phone, his thumb moving absently across the screen. The pale band of skin around his finger was still there, a faint outline where the ring usually sat, but the gold itself was missing.
“Where’s your ring?” you asked.
He glanced down at his hand as though he hadn’t noticed until you pointed it out.
“Upstairs I think.”
“You think?”
“On the bedside table.” Max took another drink, entirely unconcerned. “I took it off last night.”
— ringlets
pairings: joel miller x curly hair fem! reader synopsis: you can’t stand your curly hair. joel loves it. word count: 2.1k warnings/content: fluff, age gap (early 20s, mid 40s), reader has curly hair, joel spoils you :) pae speaks ~ as a girlie with curls that i have a love hate relationship with, i’m writing this for the other people who have the same experience <3
“Close your eyes.” You said as soon as you heard the door to the bedroom creak open on its rusty hinges.
Joel instantly paused in the doorway, watching as you ducked down, back hunched from where you sat on your vanity bench. “Why would I close my eyes?”
“Because you can’t see me like this.”
“And now just why can’t I see you like this? You seem clothed and even if you weren’t—”
biker! sukuna and his gf who runs a strict program
(frick i realize there's so many typos... sorry guys... i'm like half asleep)
🐰 ݁ ˖ ⠀day in a life for a wag ⠀ ֹ ׅ
⸝⸝ 💌 ݁ ˖ .. ( alfie buttle 𝒙 blk fem!reader )
warnings ,, none; maybe some suggestive comments, established relationship, use of uma jammeh for the faceclaim & pics ( feel free to imagine whoever you want as reader!), as well as the use of pet name “babe” ♡
( mina talks! ) based off on this request! also i know “wag” is more commonly used for footballers and athletes but for the sake of this smau, we’re just gonna pretend it applies to youtubers as well! anyways, hope you like this one nonnie and everyone else reading this ♡
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