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Hey everybody! My name's Vanessa and I am obsessed with steampunk, books, drawing and.... TV Shows. So, expect a lot of Supernatural, Doctor Who and Sherlock with an occasionally thrown-in Misha Collins. Cause, you know, he's just that great.

[ladykabuki]

Last sketch of the Urban Sketching Workshop in Darmstadt with @gegenstrich #urbansketching #darmstadt #gegenstrich #nofilter #moschmosch

[ladykabuki]

Small sketch from my Berlin Trip - Aetherloge is a beautiful steampunk-themed bar with great beer! #aetherloge #steampunk #drawing #ink #sketching #berlin (hier: 12 Grad Aetherloge)

[ladykabuki]

Quick sketching while riding the subway - berlin, april 2017 #berlin #people #sketch #ink (hier: Berlin-Friedrichshain, Berlin, Germany)

[laughingsquid]

Artist Illustrates Her Own Cat In the Varying Styles of Famous Comics and Cartoons

[chrisriddellblog]

Neverwhere illustrated edition.

[goldseven-deactivated20190916]

“Why are you angry?” “Get lost.”

Ben Solo (around 15) and Rey (around 4) at the Jedi Academy. Ben is already firmly under Snoke’s influence, already knowing he has to kill his fellow students on Snoke’s orders, and allows nobody to break into his shell. Rey is still trying.

Okay, I’m doing it. Ben and Rey at the Jedi Academy speculative AU art. Help me I regret nothing.   Watercolour. Blog post, ramblings, and shop link: http://goldseven.wordpress.com/2016/02/07/ben-and-little-rey/ Edit: Over four thousand notes in four hours? Bloody hell, guys. Thanks. Wow.  If anyone feels like supporting my work even further, please have a look at my Patreon! <3 http://www.patreon.com/jennydolfen

[captainshazamerica]

Someone pleeeassse make this a fan fiction!

[goldseven-deactivated20190916]

At this point. I am aware of three. XD

[volnaib]

I need links

[goldseven-deactivated20190916]

There’s one here. http://www.wattpad.com/user/BiancaWatson

[beachdeath]

Mark Hamill speaking to fans at Oxford Union. 

[thatswhywelovegermany]

De Woch fangt scho guat o.

High German: Die Woche fängt schon gut an.

Now, that’s a good start of the week.

Mathias Kneißl (1875 – 1902), Bavarian poacher and robber, after he heard his death sentence on a monday morning

(via thatswhywelovegermany)

[mickey095]

[ladykabuki]

Endlich angemessenes Schuhwerk! #rbtv #rocketbeans #bohnenliebe @rocketbeans.tv

[chrisriddellblog]

Harper Lee

[thievinggenius]

Tattoo done by Simone Ruco.

https://www.instagram.com/ruco__/

[nexya]

I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been

[theviscountconsett]

‘Times are bad. Children don’t listen to their parents and everyone is writing a book.’   - attributed to Cicero, 106-43 BC

[pandaaamonium14]

How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

[skrillcholas-cage]

oh my god these are great

[princemetalthunder]

fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes

[ladykabuki]

Hilarious!

[supersonicart]

Jeremy Mann.

Paintings by Jeremy Mann (Previously on Supersonic):

Weiterlesen

[ladykabuki]

Meet one of my art heroes: Jeremy Mann

[theartofanimation]

Rob Rey  -  http://www.robreyart.com  -  http://robreyart.blogspot.com.es  -  https://www.facebook.com/robreyart  -  https://plus.google.com/+RobRey/posts  -  https://twitter.com/robreyart  -  http://robreyart.tumblr.com  -  https://instagram.com/robreyart  -  https://www.pinterest.com/robreyart  -  https://www.flickr.com/photos/robrey

[ladykabuki]