Words of the Lady Lorax

For all the things that I love.

[twitterlols]

[speciose2]

[Tweet from @/fozmeadows: "human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay"]

[futureevilscientist]

As a biologist, that is a fantastic comparison.

We talk about “fish” (which, cladistically, do not exist, there is no monophyletic group of “fish” that simultaneously includes all organisms we understand to be “fish”-like while also excluding, say, humans) because, despite the utter fiction that is fish, it’s still a useful label when we talk about certain features that “fish” tend to have in common.

Gender is absolutely the same way.

[eye-scream-girls]

Babe wake up new gender dropped, it's got gills

[autumncozy]

By enchantedvancouver

[notkatniss]

[i-had-potential]

#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america

[pointnclick]

and the funkiest

[just-shower-thoughts]

A person with $10 is closer to $1 million than Jeff Bezos is.

[jasonmantzoukas]

Favorite place? Upstairs, there’s this mural of wildflowers and I like to sit on a bench in front of it.

PARKS AND RECREATION Season 3 Episode 10 “Soulmates” premiered April 21, 2011

[brainrottiktoks]

[smileyzs]

This is what the fae do inside mushroom circles when the moon is at its peak.

[theshantiestme11ophone]

Omg im fucken in Love

[anxietyproblem]

[funny-tik-toks]

[lee-e]

Not realistic he got a reply after submitting his résumé

[hownottolearnalanguage]

[absolxguardian]

I'm kind of glad to hear that everyone does this. Because it means it isn't colonizer bullshit, it's what everyone does. It's just people discovering new things. Everyone goes:

"Oh hey these people have their own style of [language A's word for thing. Say, what do you call it?"

"Oh it's [language B's word for thing]."

"Got it, it's [language B's word for thing] variety [language A's word for thing]"

[mrcloudyfun]

The human race just naturally moon moons itself

[headspace-hotel]

Bread Bread

[actualmermaid]

What Women Want, according to the first 10 minutes of The Old Guard:

- cool sunglasses

- to be called “boss”

- big snuggly hugs from guys who are not romantically interested in you

- baklava

- an axe

[ardatli]

I see no lies here. 

[robotmango]

what women want, according to the last ten minutes of the old guard:

- more women friends in the gang

- painkillers

- assistance murdering pharmaceutical executives

[zombeesknees]

#once again: no lies detected

[muuutant]

You ever just realize how lucky you are that you did that weird thing that led to you being friends with the people you are friends with?

[teapotsahoy]

When ur like: “this show is very good.  In fact, it is too good.  I want something I can watch with 30% brain and this is a minimum 60% brain show.”

[maisiewilliams]

when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen

[semifinaldestination-deactivate]

Women be treating themselves to Special Coffee Drinks to motivate themselves to accomplish tedious errands

[chewybitart]

It's me. I'm women.

[sailormoonsub]

this is so awkward because Pestilence seems to have come back out of retirement this year so now there is FIVE Horsemen and only FOUR Horses

[lilkittay]

The fifth horse has been LOOSE IN A HOSPITAL for the last 4 years.

Soon to fixed.

[aceoftigers]

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

[angelsaxis]

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