[malyen0retsev]

it will never not be funny to me that merlin is the most powerful sorceror who has walked the earth, and yet he manages to keep his powers hidden not through deeply complex enchantments and potions and distractions… but because he’s just such a fucking chaotic idiot that every time arthur is presented with the theory of merlin being magic he’s like “you mean the fucking idiot who was tapping my bedframe with a cup to ‘listen for woodworm’?! you think he’s ‘harbouring magic’?! YEAH OK OK” 

[somnart]

Anyways this is what happened in rocketeer right?

Bonus:

[theconcealedweapon]

[blond-shell]

GET TO KNOW ME MEME ♡ characters → APRIL LUDGATE

“Prom is nothing but a huge party full of smiling, dancing people enjoying themselves. It’s literally my worst nightmare.”

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[teenagerposts]

[twynksdisease]

[incorrect-good-omens]

Customer: Good morning. I’d like to buy a book please.

Aziraphale, surrounded by books: Uh, well, I’m afraid we don’t have any.

[theofficialpeanutgallery]

He needs to start up a library

[incorrect-good-omens]

There have been suggestions of that before. And in this circumstance I think I quite agree with the author.

[ineffable-sphinx]

god he just. hates people. bless.

[jabberwockypie]

I’m not sure if he even hates people so much as he doesn’t want to interact with them unless it’s on his terms, or let them touch his books Ever.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Aziraphale definitely doesn’t “hate people.” He’s just an introvert (meaning he’d rather like them from a distance, or in short bursts), and he’d also just rather not have people touching his things.

[autisticthassarian]

this is the best one though

its part of his enrichment program… tigers roll watermelons around their cages, crowley plans and executes unnecessarily elaborate heist movie style schemes, and aziraphale plays keep away with customers

[therearenogirlsontheinternets]

The Onion knows the real score

[thessalian]

So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

@i-am-the-broken-bride

[depsidase]

[ober-affen-geil]

[steveyockey]

halyna hutchins’s death was 100% preventable and is absolutely part of the same labor issues iatse has been fighting to rectify and making it about anything else or anyone else is disrespectful

[cognitohazardous]

life back then mustv been crazy people just thought whatever

[tateratots]

i think jack black could do mario

[ungodlyobsessions]

yeah for sure

[ungodlyobsessions]

oh wait did you mean his voice

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[kamenotaku]

crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

[birdhug]

i like them..

[moniquill]

[celebgames]

Here’s a photo of the band evanescence playing donkey konga in 2004.

[acoolguy]

so that was the secret to their beautiful music…

[honeyedsunlight]

And they’re not alone