Hey you haven't posted in a while I just wanted to make sure you're all right
Ah, hey anon, jesus I have no idea when you sent this, but I'm fine, just not really active on tumblr any more. Sorry.
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Hey you haven't posted in a while I just wanted to make sure you're all right
Ah, hey anon, jesus I have no idea when you sent this, but I'm fine, just not really active on tumblr any more. Sorry.
Lance: hey babe did it hurt?
Keith: what hurt?
Lance: when you fell from Heaven
Keith: did you just call me Satan?
Lance: well you are hot as hell
Keith: holy shit
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Peter: yeah, and I did that
Teacher: I meant an object, not Mr. Stark
i’ve literally been reblogging and scrolling through @avengingbefore7 ’s blog for the last hour or 2 and it’s 2:30am here
I hope you’ve been able to get enough sleep tho
Okay I used to HATE roses as a symbol of romance and shit or whatever until I learned why they’re signs of love bc it’s the most metal creation myth of all time
Well ok have y’all ever heard of the goddess of love Aphrodite?
So in greek mythology, all of the roses were white. all of em with no exception. white. remember this detail, it’s important to the story
so basically one day, our local love bitch Aphrodite was bragging to the other gods about how she could make anyone fall in love with anyone, because she was the goddess of love, and everyone got kind of irked with her bragging bc it was annoying, and Zeus (in his Zeus way) decided to pull a BIG PRANK on Aphrodite by making her fall in love w this mortal named Adonis. Adonis was a hunter, and this made Aphrodite CRAZY because hunting is super dangerous, and she was thirsty for Adonis right & she didn’t want him to die. EXCEPT therein lies the prank, bc Zeus MADE Adonis get gored by a wild boar (rip) and he died.
and here’s where the thing with the red roses come in. Bc all the roses are white, right? And right as Adonis was about to die, Aphrodite SWOOPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS in a golden chariot pulled by swans on a slide made of clouds (a cloud slide). as she rushed to his side, Aphrodite pricked her foot on a rose thorn and her blood landed on the petals of the rose, and all of the roses around her became red with her blood as she mourned for her dead lover who was killed in the hunt by a violent wild boar, all bc Zeus wanted Aphrodite to stop boasting.
tl;dr: red roses are a sign of romance bc they were originally white, but the red ones are red because they’re dipped in the blood of the goddess Aphrodite as she mourned the death of her lover
Here, have this bouquet of “Zeus Is a Dick” flowers.
Raditz: The reason Vegeta is so pissy is he’s God’s perfect killing machine but he’s only like 5 feet tall and Kakarot keeps picking him up and hugging him.
*¼ through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before
*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning
* ¾ through fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE
Alternatively:
*¼ through fanfic* Wow, this is a great, unique plot!
*½ through fanfic* Holy shit, what happens next??
*¾ through fanfic* I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS WILL BE RESOLVED!!!
*fanfic finished, kudos button mashed* AO3: You have already left kudos here. :)
Alternatively Alternatively:
*¼ through a fanfic* Oh man I forgot this part.
*½ through a fanfic* Oh man this is ramping up well!
*¾ through a fanfic* WHAT HAPPENS NEXT DAMMIT!
*checks author* The author is you.
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me: [can’t handle intimacy, too terrified of rejection to be in a relationship, often completely cuts contact with people out of fear that they’ll get sick of me, a general fool with paranoia issues] i want a girlfriend
Shot myself in the foot there
The Party’s Rogue (me): I’m just saying that this is a terrible idea, and we shouldn’t accept any more attractive strangers into the party. Agreed? Agreed.
An incubus, a dragon, the death of the party’s rogue and one lucky beauty roll later:
The DM: you walk into the healing tent. Seated to the side is an incredibly attractive gnomish bard…
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