Lex luthor running up for president, getting exposed by his crew, the conservatives, for having a son with another man, thus said son being Tim Wayne's boyfriend, ending winning the election because he won the liberals states.
Uselessly reminding you that these things are all canon in TOTK:
- Riju is super short for a gerudo her age, but still way taller than Link
- Link has a pet koi fish (or multipul depending on how many pools you put in your dream home)
- Being able to name the piss horse golden horse implies that Zelda had not given it a name yet. Perhaps because sheâs a perfectionist and must think of the perfect name, or because she rescued the horse very recently before totk, but fell in love with it so quickly that she just had to have a picture of it in her house.
- The amount (and quality) of paintings done by Princess Zelda points towards her being very artistically talented, which is not something shown in botw. Perhaps this is a sign of her feeling more free and comfortable to be herself.
- Link has 8 ear piercings in total
- Link is still very short, but, itâs easier to see his muscle definition than in botw, meaning he did actually grow like a normal person just not⌠vertically.
- In the original Japanese text, Zelda calls the Hateno house âthe houseâ instead of âmy houseâ đ
-The elemental armor headgear will allow you to dye Linkâs hair at the dye shop.
- Originally, I thought Link could see the koroks in botw because he was only 17, and that koroks sorta worked like the picori, in that only kids could see them. However, he can still see them in his 20s. So, the games could be implying that he sees them because he was raised as one of them in a past life, and that part of his soul is still connected to the forest.
- The game likely takes place around 5-6 years after botw, because there are quite a lot of new child NPCs, none of which look or act young enough to be considered toddlers.
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- Link was canonically a furry zonai in a past life, but heâs noticeably less humanoid than Rauru or Mineru. Link has a tail, digitigrade legs, and even dew claws. Meanwhile, Rauru and Sonia have no tails and are plantigrade. This makes me wonder if zonai started intermarrying with mortals long before Rauru met Sonia, which could account for the more human-like traits.
- Link being a zonai at one point finally makes it 100% canon that Link does not need to be reborn as a hylian. It is entirely possible that he could have been a gerudo at some point, or may even be one in a future game.
i would like to add that there IS evidence to zelda being an artist in botw, just not a painter. there's sketches all over either her room or her study, i can't remember which one, but her desk is littered with them
Dumb idea with TOTK and sidlink/Sidlinkona where Poly relationships are super common with the Zora and Link doesnât realise that Sidon already proposed to him and theyâve technically been engaged since around BOTW, and Yona is Sidonâs fiancĂŠe but Link is Sidonâs intended.
Everyone in the Zora domain think Link already knows this, they donât realise he doesnât have all his memoires back still. Zelda knows but she thought Link must know after all how can he get engaged and not know⌠plus sheâd seen him and Sidon interact.
Yona is super excited meeting Link and ok may have fallen a bit for him just from all the letters Sidon sent her and everything heâs said since she arrived, she realty wanted to send letters to him before but wasnât sure if that was proper protocol or not.
Link has zero fucking idea whatâs going on, itâs only at the wedding that he actually realises whatâs happening.
Personal headcanon of mine, Sidon wanted to accept the arranged marriage with Yona because he is a good Zora. He takes his role as Prince very seriously. But⌠he was worried how this would effect his relationship with Link. Something was finally budding between the two but then Link vanished⌠and then the upheaval happened. Sidon knew it was more important now than ever to unite the Zora people. He agreed to the marriage and him and Yona were engaged. He tried his best to be a doting fiancĂŠ, but Yona could tell his heart wasnât in it. Yona herself had a lover hidden from the court, so she could see how this facade was hurting Sidon. When Link came back into Sidonâs life, Yona knew what she had to do.
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