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I like to call my chickens âbeastiesâ or âfat little monster trucksâ and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as âthe girls,â âthe ladiesâ and sometimes âthe damesâ when heâs putting them away, like heâs a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for teaÂ
I like to call my chickens âbeastiesâ or âfat little monster trucksâ and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as âthe girls,â âthe ladiesâ and sometimes âthe damesâ when heâs putting them away, like heâs a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for teaÂ
my name is snek
and when i borned
i oped my mouf
and longly yowrned
OH MY GOD
normalize goth farmers
and punk farmers! (me)
Fuck yeah
i used to get self-conscious over the smallest things but friends let me tell you that today i had to smuggle a furious 8ft python onto the bus during the school rush and not a single person noticed. not one. if people donât care enough to notice a shopping bag writhing and seething with barely-contained reptilian hatred then i promise you that no-one will pay any attention to that blemish youâre fretting about or how youâve done your hair
this is extremely concerning and also very reassuring, thank you and please stop bringing pythons onto public transportationÂ
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do you mind explaining the trump scandal? i don't really understand what's happening. thanks!
So, Iâll make this post kind of my base of operations for the ensuing Trumpocalypse, which means Iâll try to explain as much as possible and update/reblog this post as new information becomes available. Thatâll be hard because, like I said last week, New York Times, Washington Post, and CNN are tumbling over each other trying to break this piece leak by leak.
tl:dr - Weâre in the early days of one of the biggest news stories of our generation, in which the President is being actively investigated for treason.Â
Okay, so this all started with that resignation, right?
That was what woke the country up to how big of a deal everything is. General Michael Flynn resigned as Donald Trumpâs National Security Adviser on February 13th after it was leaked to the Wall Street Journal that Flynn was under investigation for some phone calls heâd had with Russia.
Whatâs so bad about that?
The U.S. intelligence community, as you probably remember, found evidence late last year that confirmed Russia had intentions of influencing our election. Barack Obama retaliated by placing sanctions on Russia. Flynnâs calls with Russia took place that same day, right after the announcement of the sanctions. Flynn told Russia âYou donât have to worry about those sanctions,â suggesting the new administration planning to lift them.
Wait, how do we know all this?
Donald Trump is a jackass who thinks he knows more than everybody, even the people who know the most about everything on Earth, the United States intelligence community. The FBI, CIA, NSA, our spies, military intelligence, etc. are currently proving the worth of their years of privacy violations. They always said âWe only do this to protect America,â and while Iâm not ready to say thatâs true, thatâs definitely what theyâre using their intel for now. The intelligence community, based on their intel, believes the Trump White House is penetrated by the Kremlin, and they donât take kindly to being insulted by Dumbass Donnie, so they happily leak intel to the press to push Congress to investigate. Some even suspect the sanctions themselves were a coordinated effort by the intelligence community and President Obama to bait the Trump campaign into trapping themselves.
Okay, so they want to lift the sanctions. Arenât they allowed to do that?
Yes, but then comes another leak. The NSA confirms Trumpâs campaign was in âconstant contactâ with the Russians throughout the election. Put the pieces together: Trumpâs campaign in contact with Russia + Russia hacking Hillary Clintonâs emails + Trump winning + Trump campaign lifting sanctions against Russia for the crime Russia committed that helped Trump win = âŠ
Equals what?
Equals the Trump campaign colluding with a foreign power to execute an act of espionage against the United States.
But how can they prove Donald Trump knew anything about this?
In comes the latest leak from literally less than twelve hours ago. Guess who told Flynn to call the Russians? Guess who told him what to say? It was Trumpâs close friend, the lawyer of the Trump Foundation, Michael Cohen. Thatâs just the cherry on top of the leak last week that Sally Yates, the acting Attorney General who was fired for refusing to enforce the Muslim Ban, straight up told the Trump administration that Michael Flynn had contact with the Russians the day the sanctions were imposed, AND told them the content of those calls. That was a full month before Flynn resigned. He only resigned after the intelligence community leaked it to the press.Â
Yikes.
Yikes indeed.
Welp, the GOP isnât going to investigate anyway.
Itâs not up to them. The committees that would call for investigation are bipartisan. One of them, the Intelligence Committee is headed up by Senator Richard Burr from my home state of North Carolina. Heâs one of the many senators, like Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio, Lisa Murkowski, and John McCain, who would salivate at the chance to take down Donald Trump. Any other president would have a decent GOP wall to protect them. Donnie does not. Even if he did, it wouldnât matter. The intelligence community would keep leaking intel until they had to.
So, where are we in this whole process?
The FBI briefed Congress Friday on the Trump campaigns connections to Russia. Three different bipartisan committees have opened up investigations, the Intelligence committee, the Armed Services committee, and the Foreign Relations committee. These are separate investigations from the ongoing FBI probes, of which there are currently three active. Democrats want to establish a special committee to open a fourth investigation, and some even more aggressive Dems want a special prosecutor brought in to open a fifth investigation.
But they wonât impeach him, will they?
The trouble here for Donnie is that weâre not talking about lying under oath or covering up burglary. Weâre not talking about conspiracy or bribery or destroying evidence. Weâre talking about treason. Congress can choose not to impeach all they want. When the FBI takes Donnie away in handcuffs, itâs over.
But then Mike Pence becomes president, which is even worse.
First of all, no itâs not worse, you dumb shits. Second of all, every member of the Trump campaign who knew about any of this is going down. That include Pence, Steve Bannon, Kellyanne Conway, and the rest of the Dark Brady Bunch.
So then who becomes the President.
Paul Ryan.
Gross, but heâs kinda hot.
Dreamy af.
Anything new happened since then?
Glad you asked, disembodied rhetorical device. Attorney General and Top Racist Jeff Sessions just recused himself as Attorney General for anything having to do with Trump/Russia probes for having contact with Russian diplomats.
Isnât that the same shit Flynn just resigned over?
Not only is it the same shit, itâs the same diplomat. The CIA leaked over the weekend that they consider this diplomat a top spy of the Kremlin and a top spy recruiter. Not only did Sessions talk to him, but he talked to him twice, and he lied about it under oath.
Why do people keep talking to this spy guy and then lying about it?
You know why.
Okay, so thatâs how many people in Trumpâs inner circle whoâve had to publicly get roasted over close contacts with Russia.
3.
How many is the average?
0.
Also, for anyone who says Pence or Ryan is just as bad, maybe youâd be right if we were talking about them vs trump in an election, where they all come to power equally. But thatâs not whatâs going on. Weâre talking about them coming to power after Trump is the first president forcibly removed from office. Thatâs an entirely different game. Because in that situation, assuming of course we get there (I refuse to hope for the best here, Iâm an optimist but the past year has made me cynical too), they are taking power after it is revealed that multiple members of their party gleefully committed treason in order to get themselves into power. They come into office with two and a half strikes against them. They come into power knowing that America is not fucking playing around any more. Thatâs a totally different game.
I think this brings us up through the beginning of March?
Paul Ryan is not dreamy heâs a sociopath who thinks poor children should starve but other than that this is a god list.
why are kangaroos so ripped
I got your first few asks; like, donât worry. Iâm hearing you loud and clear, and Iâm just as scared as you are, but I simply do not know why kangaroos are so buffnasty and horrible to look at.
Iâve described them in the past as looking like âhuman men who made a bad deal with a genie to become perfect killing machinesâ, or âpeople who got botched plastic surgery to become their fursonaâ, or âtrainers from the weight lifting room in hellâ, but Iâve yet to discover just why that is.
Theyâre just real bad to look at, anon. Real bad. Sometimes I get so yucked out that I think god may have put those kicky little upright monster deer here to upset me specifically.
Also, are you the kid sending me death threats? Did you send me death threats because I didnât answer your kangaroo question? I mean, no worries. I understand that when youâre in a compromised emotional state, you say and do things you donât mean, and having to know that kangaroos are out there just⊠looking that way⊠certainly messes up my delicate emotional ecosystem somethinâ fierce. But death threats? Come on, man. Iâm already out here sending myself death threats. That job is taken.
Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.
why does so much post apocalypse media have people wearing straight up bdsm/fetish gear like. do the kinksters watch the world ending and think âoh boy i can wear my bondage gear in public nowâ
thats actually exactly what happens
What I wanna know is why the spiky kink warriors are always the bad evil marauders. They might be into some weird shit and unafraid to show it but that doesnât mean they want to go around killing dudes. Theyâre a tight-knit bunch. A lot of them are queer. They understand the importance of community.
If the government collapses and all laws come to an end, the people rampaging around killing and looting are gonna be like, frat boys and 4chan rejects. You can mistrust the bondage raiders all you like but theyâre definitely the ones youâre going to run to for help when the neoliberal blood cultists and Nazi meme demons lay siege to your survivor enclave. Thereâs gonna be gayboy berserkers busting up slaver gangs and burning down warboy frat houses. The assless-chaps leather daddies and weird petplay people are gonna be the accidental peacekeepers of the post-apocalyptic world just because theyâre the only motherfuckers who understand the importance of consent anymore.
Listen. Donât come to me asking how to get the secret cadre of bisexual death commandoes to protect your wretched tent village if youâre scared that we might call in the kinksters for backup. I donât give a shit if they dress up like dogs and spend all day writing poems about butt plugs. Thereâs assholes out there acting like Vlad the Impaler on a meth bender and youâre afraid of seeing a nipple. Fuck you. If you really want to get rid of the MRA death gangs youâre going to have to accept that a lesbian chainsaw dominatrix or two might be involved. Itâs the fucking post-apocalypse my guy we gotta weigh our priorities here
you know what? yeah
this reply brings me to the terrifying realization that my days are numbered until someone makes a âand the aces are mythic underground heroes bc people arent sure if we existâ comment, or Much worse, since theyre so into the âpost apocalypse where only the Aces survive bc everyone else got diseases from sex xDâ thing
No the ace sharpshooters are the finest gun hands in the wasteland and are responsible for sniping the KKK hell barons from afar